A song for the game on Saturday
With apologies to Dean Martin, Anne Shelton, Noel Coward
(The Last Time I Saw Paris)
The last time I saw Harry
He said that we must part
There was no twinkle in his eyes -
Then off went Van Der Vaart
The last time I saw Harry
(He) was managing the Spurs -
The England job had come and gone,
(So) weâd thought heâd stay for years!
We played our favourite one-touch game
With Modric at its heart
The line-up always looked the same
(So Pav could never startâ¦.!)
Oh, the last time I saw Harry
A tear was in his eye
No matter that heâd like to stay
Dan Levyâd said goodbye!
(Now) we play the same old one-touch game
But Sandroâs at its heart
With two up front now, two out wide
Good times are set to start
Yeah, the last time I saw Harry
I wanted him to stay
But now that weâve got AVB
I no longer think that way!
The next time I see Harry
Heâll lead out QPR
On Saturday in Shepherdâs Bush
- And heâll envy where we are!
Prediction: QPR 0 Spurs 2
Scorers: Defoe, Dembele
Cheers, Spurf!
Hilly - you're right, of course! that's what astonished me!
Spurs Disciple - you see? Do you still think you make your own mind up?
