The Moaning/Rant Thread

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Its about time you got some Zzzzz's in cym! Your boys have got you back on the road again in the FA Cup!
 
First of all... who is 'Matth'?

Second of all... bloomin tourists on the farking underground... No. It is not OK for you to take a picture of your friend at Oxford Circus tube station waiting on the platform for a Bakerloo train which is coming. This is rush hour. Many people want to get on the train and not have to wait to get on the train because you two Japanese tourists want a bloomin photo by a tube train at Oxford farking Circus!!!

And then... at Baker Street tube station! When I have loads of bags and want to go through the big gate, some tourist looks back, sees me, and goes from going through one of the small gates to going through the big gate forcing me to go through the small gate whilst in a rush to catch my train from Marylebone back home! I then try to go through the small one, the bags get stuck. Can't be forced through. It's beeping like mad and giving me a headache! I subsequently run to Marylebone (bags just in tact), go though the barriers to the platform I thought my train was leaving from (I checked on my phone so to be speedy when running to Marylebone), only to find that the train had moved platforms to the one opposite. The doors on the opposite platform shut and the train farks off. :steam:

I feel a whole lot better now ;)
 
Is it safe for me to come out now :emoticon-0184-tmi: I think Matth is an oldie that some on here know from the past, and has had yet another change of name again recently

BB You certainly needed to get that out, no wonder you feel better after that, what a corker
 
Bucks Blue said:
First of all... who is 'Matth'?

Second of all... bloomin tourists on the farking underground... No. It is not OK for you to take a picture of your friend at Oxford Circus tube station waiting on the platform for a Bakerloo train which is coming. This is rush hour. Many people want to get on the train and not have to wait to get on the train because you two Japanese tourists want a bloomin photo by a tube train at Oxford farking Circus!!!

And then... at Baker Street tube station! When I have loads of bags and want to go through the big gate, some tourist looks back, sees me, and goes from going through one of the small gates to going through the big gate forcing me to go through the small gate whilst in a rush to catch my train from Marylebone back home! I then try to go through the small one, the bags get stuck. Can't be forced through. It's beeping like mad and giving me a headache! I subsequently run to Marylebone (bags just in tact), go though the barriers to the platform I thought my train was leaving from (I checked on my phone so to be speedy when running to Marylebone), only to find that the train had moved platforms to the one opposite. The doors on the opposite platform shut and the train farks off. :steam:

I feel a whole lot better now ;)
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The one that makes me laugh is all the tourists getting their photos taken in phoneboxes
 
angelordevil said:
Is it safe for me to come out now :emoticon-0184-tmi: I think Matth is an oldie that some on here know from the past, and has had yet another change of name again recently

BB You certainly needed to get that out, no wonder you feel better after that, what a corker
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Cheers for that... A massive weight has been taken off... I'm sure I'll explode again soon though!
 
goonercymraeg said:
The one that makes me laugh is all the tourists getting their photos taken in phoneboxes
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It's always the tourists from Asia as well... they walk so slowly wherever they are going... I 'accidentally' kicked one in the heel once (not hard though)... She just kept on moving from side to side on a busy pavement blocking me from getting past and I'm sure she knew what she was doing... So if you get kicked in the heel for walking too slow... that was me ;)
 
Bucks Blue said:
It's always the tourists from Asia as well... they walk so slowly wherever they are going... I 'accidentally' kicked one in the heel once (not hard though)... She just kept on moving from side to side on a busy pavement blocking me from getting past and I'm sure she knew what she was doing... So if you get kicked in the heel for walking too slow... that was me ;)
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I don't think there's another city in the world where getting your photo taken in a phonebox is on the tourist "to do" list
 
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