No, not really Red. Just been reading a current news item about a bloke in Leeds who had a hand transplant over Christmas and it set me thinking. Matching a foreskin must be easier than matching a hand - for a start there'd only be one drawback.
My great grandfather was a farm labourer in Devon and had both hands chopped off by a threshing machine. He walked over 3 fields to the local doctor, who told him if he had brought the hands with him the could have sown them back on. He said "I would have, but I could not pick them up"
DJ Rhondda - I'd like to give you a round of applause on behalf of that guy. Apparently, that bloke in Leeds had his right hand replaced. If he's a Leeds supporter, I hope it works OK because we all know what they use it for.
Look guys - it's Friday and if you want a chat, have a look at this and join in if you feel like - I've been on my own over there up till now. Started it yesterday as a serious thread (honest ), and got some decent discussion going with the odd pleb thrown in for good measure. I thought I'd offer them Earnie this morning as a new centre back, and it's not gone down too well.......... Have a read of the thead (if you've got the time). http://www.not606.com/showthread.php/188018-What-s-The-Difference Go on - you know you want to comment!!
Hi Sparks I enjoyed reading that last night but thought you were doing a pretty good job on your own so didn't bother winding them up anymore. The only thing I could have added would have been the dictionary definition of "franchise" as one of them was getting pretty uptight in the overuse of that word in the wrong context. As for Earnie going there as centre back - very funny. He might as well as he won't get a look in with us (except a cup game maybe) and will only add needlessly to our wage bill.
