Tone, I am 3/1 at Ladbrokes that I win the Monkeys Heed competition....................................
Tone - this is the 3rd time I have told you that we play F***ing Sh*t football...........................
Tone - you've signed every f*cking Sunderland player except the 3 I told you to! Are you f*cking deef?
"normally when i poke grumpy twats in the eyes, i use two fingers, but for your glasses i'll need an extra one to flick them off before i get you..."
"What Tony? Five bottles of Champers to get Jones to sign. It cost me no more than three to sign Lee Clark!"
PR, **** I've just ****ing realised that this is ****ing not ****ing Sunderland, it was the ****ing red and ****ing white ****ing stripes............****, ****,****...........though the ****ing place looked ****ing different...........
"I was sat in this f_____ bar in Bangkok Tone. This Thai bird came and sat on my knee. She says "$10 and you can put those two up my snatch and the third one up the back end. I didn't even have to buy her a f______ drink!"