Warning ! - this may be distressing

[AberdeenSaint]

I went out for a run this evening, which took me along the street in Aberdeen I grew up in. Imagine my horror to stumble across this, with other Skate merchandise on the windscreen.

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Maybe this individual is attracted by the smell from the fish market, or he`s trying to get as far away from Portsmouth as possible. Couldn`t he do the decent thing and go to Grimsby, or Outer *****lia or somewhere ? He`s obviously not wired up right - how can I get rid of him ?

 

[Archers Road]

I think you'll have to befriend him. He'll give you something to laugh at throughout what may be a long hard 2nd half of the season.

 

[AberdeenSaint]

I think you'll have to befriend him. He'll give you something to laugh at throughout what may be a long hard 2nd half of the season.

....it is the season of good will and all that, I suppose.

 

[St. Luigi Scrosoppi]

How very distressing for you. Probably an ex Rangers fan deciding to support a club richer than his old club.

Tell me did he have a hard job replacing his four slashed tyres and broken car windows and is there a body repair company nearby to repair the scratch marks all along each side?

 

[AberdeenSaint]

Ha-ha !. I`m a Saint and wouldn`t stoop to such Skate-like antics, Godders.

 

[Chaplow's Shiny Head]

Maybe he was lost.He should never have purchased that sat nav from a chav at havant on market day.