Pariah

It looks like my own side have taken against me and banned me from the Celtic board.

I'd therefore like to switch sides and become an honorary Ranger. After all, I would have been one of you if it hadn't been for my dodgy ticker. Can you find it in your hearts to take pity on a poor Taffy at this festive time of year?

P.S. I never liked those Tims anyway.

 

Naw, you need to have baws to be a Bear, so, you're out.

 

I feel big John's Welsh coalmining choral skills could prove an asset to the board throughout the festive season.

 

So Alan Stubbs is a no go too then?

 

I need this like I need a hole in the head.

 

Aye. Nae baws, nae bearship. I don't write the rules.

 

What if the eunoch from A game of thrones wants to join the boards? I mean you like that show don't you so would he be an exception?

Would you let the wee midget guy on?

 

Aye, the wee midget guy is cool. He pumps aw the burds. He's more of a humpa loompa than a midget.

 

Stokes can arrange that fur ye

 

Sorry big John I tried but Gambol's just not having it. With a heavy heart I have added you to the Rangers enemies list.

 

I'd have banned him but my ban hammer was took aff me

 

Is it like the old Thor comics? Do you turn into a wee skinny Chihuahua without it?

 

Naw, Mick's a **** who thinks he has a sense of humour.

 

Add him to the list

Anyway congratulations on becoming a mod and all that. I haven't spoken to you for ages. Have a good Xmas mate.

 

Big Bad John you soup taking bastard

 

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Even the Bears think JH is a ****ing dullard.

 

Dev's beelin'.