It looks like my own side have taken against me and banned me from the Celtic board. I'd therefore like to switch sides and become an honorary Ranger. After all, I would have been one of you if it hadn't been for my dodgy ticker. Can you find it in your hearts to take pity on a poor Taffy at this festive time of year? P.S. I never liked those Tims anyway.
I feel big John's Welsh coalmining choral skills could prove an asset to the board throughout the festive season.
What if the eunoch from A game of thrones wants to join the boards? I mean you like that show don't you so would he be an exception? Would you let the wee midget guy on?
Sorry big John I tried but Gambol's just not having it. With a heavy heart I have added you to the Rangers enemies list.
Add him to the list Anyway congratulations on becoming a mod and all that. I haven't spoken to you for ages. Have a good Xmas mate.