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with the first reference to the land around ale being 'an island' I'm actually taking a cut of the credit <diva>
 
So you should, GGW <ok>

Now here's another riddle for you all - to name the well-known Irish Flat horse from a few years back....

My first is venerated but it sounds quite tattered,
My next was really worth his salt-
To appear before the one who really mattered,
His racing came to a premature halt.
 
There was a young lady from Morton
Who had one long tit and one short 'un
And on top of all that
A great hairy twat
And a fart like a 650 Norton

The was a young lady called Gluck
Who suffered from terrible luck
Stripping off on a punt
She fell of the front
And was pecked in the dunt by a cuck
 
There was a young lady from Morton
Who had one long tit and one short 'un
And on top of all that
A great hairy twat
And a fart like a 650 Norton

The was a young lady called Gluck
Who suffered from terrible luck
Stripping off on a punt
She fell of the front
And was pecked in the dunt by a cuck

There was a man from Berlin
Whose pecker was so small and thin
That every night
It would shrink out of sight
And emerge next morn as a pin.
 
It's an ancestor in the way Desmond Morris would loosely describe.

Or to give a better clue......a central / south american monkey
 
So you should, GGW <ok>

Now here's another riddle for you all - to name the well-known Irish Flat horse from a few years back....

My first is venerated but it sounds quite tattered,
My next was really worth his salt-
To appear before the one who really mattered,
His racing came to a premature halt.

Holy Roman Emperor?