After taking the honours in comp 2 (thank you Minxy ) here's my offering for number 3, winner announced after Saturdays games However, Like Minxy , I'm struggling with the whole picture size thing as site kept rejecting it as too big, over to the I.T. dept please !!
The Aussie batsman says to the Pakistani wicketkeeper "Victory is like a bacon sandwich. You will never get to taste it!"
In that case - Batsman 1 to Batsmen 2 "I told you not to wash your cricket gear in persil, it stops coloureds running"