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Favourite Disaster?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by EDGE, May 5, 2011.

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Favourite Disaster

  1. 9/11 Twin Towers

  2. Japanese Earthquake

  3. South East Asian Tsunami

  4. Pakistani Floods

  5. Haiti Earthquake

  6. Gulf of Mexico Oil Spill

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  1. jerseymackem

    jerseymackem Active Member

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    And Titanic?
     
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  2. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    I've never heard any wacko theories about the Titanic sinking...

    Was it really an iceberg? CIA cover-up or Godzilla attack seem more likely causes.
     
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  3. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    ****e. It was Mothra.
     
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  4. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Can't see why the Oil Spill would be a favourite, 9/11 or Earthquake for me anyday <ok>
     
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  5. EDGE

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    Nobody voting for the Haiti earthquake then?

    Can't say I'm surprised to be honest, alot of Brits lost their jobs when the After Eights factory was shut and relocated to Haiti after They started producing a new range of Dark chocolate thins&#8230;.&#8230;
     
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  6. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    That's one of the worst jokes I've ever heard, not in an offensive way, just painful...
     
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  7. EDGE

    EDGE Guest

    It wasn't a joke <doh>
     
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  8. Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction

    Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction Well-Known Member

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    I'm amazing at sex.

    I was ****ing a girl in Haiti, and she said 'it was like the ground moved'.

    I'm only joking. She didn't say anything. She was dead.


    Disclaimer - If that is funny I will take the credit, if its distasteful Il allow sickipedia to take the flak.
     
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  9. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

    THe Mighty Huth Rocks New Member

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    I used to have a job in haiti, in a gay adoption agency,unfortunately my advice did not work.

    All i said was wait for the earth to move then run outside & grab any kid you want
     
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  10. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Got to be the Japaneses earthquake...

    Cars parked on top of houses <ok>
     
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  11. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    sick **** leave this site sicko:emoticon-0119-puke:
     
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  12. Admiral Pure

    Admiral Pure Well-Known Member

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    Floods, earthquakes and tsunamis are ****e. You get them all the time. The Oil spill was boring too, I've spilt oil myself.

    But I've never flown a plane into a big ****-off building. So for me, 9/11 is a clear winner. <ok>
     
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  13. Toby

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    Japan was more than that: Couple of Earthquakes, Nuclear Reactor meltdown...

    They get bonus points for a combo <ok>
     
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  14. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

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    I think trying to go 90mph,in a french underpass has to be up there
     
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  15. Toby

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    That wasn't a disaster, that was a miracle <ok>
     
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  16. Hugh Briss

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    Dev's 'life' <laugh>
     
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  17. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Did it take you all night to come up with that son?

    I see it got a loada laughs too.
     
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