Rocket...

...doon the forge retail park the day ? It was either you or that bomber brown feller

 

Rocket is much much fatter than bomber. A lot fatter. Way fatter. More fatter.

Fat, is what I'm saying.

 

hard to tell here with all the layers being worn in chilly jocko-land.

 

He has his feature fireplace and Ugg boots to keep him warm.

 

I would love to continue this discussion, however, it has now occured to me we are breaking the Golden Rule

 

What came first the feature wall or the feature fireplace?

 

Wisny me.

Ahm merr ae a Fort man masel.......just in fae TK MAXX cos it's open tae Ten the night. Bought a Tommy Hilfiger shirt RRP £104.99 for £34.99..... canny beat it!


And ahm merr handsome than Bomber

 

YOU!!!!!

 

You won't believe this but the feature wall story has taken a turn for the worse in the past week. There's gonny be trouble....

I converted my Double Garage into a Bungalow last year for ma Wee Maw cos she suffers from chronic Rheumatoid Arthritis and she wasn't coping with her own house because the bedrooms were upstairs. So far it's an arrangement that's worked a treat for everyone concerned.

Anyway, the c unt that I bought this house from several years ago also owned the house next door which he rented out. When work started on the garage conversion his tenant phoned him and he came rushing round to my house shouting and balling asking why he hadn't been notified by the planning department.

I explained that the Planners had been in touch with everyone and there were no objections lodged. He claimed that my extension had devalued his house as it blocked his sunlight..... ...He then asked if I wanted to buy it and I said no because it's too dulll...... He wisny happy.

Long story short..... he's moved that tenant out and put a new tenant in. The problem is that this new c unt has got the biggest, ugliest f ucking wreck of a truck you've ever clapped eyes on parked right ootside ma hoose.....

It's one of those big Transit f uckers with a big f ucking massive cage on the back full of old tyres and bits of old bikes....(I'll get some pics up tomorrow hopefully).

Seriously, wait til yeez see this f ucking thing, you won't believe it !....

So far I haven't clapped eyes on this new c unt next door but there's no point in fighting with the monkey - I'm after the organ grinder.

I know his landlord's behind this because of the extension but there's no way on earth I'm allowing a F uckng wreck of an "R" Regi pile a scrap to sit ootside ma hoose. It's bringing the whole area down - not to mention my feature wall.

The c unt stays opposite John Higgins (the real one <bigcheesygrin>) in Royal Gardens in Bothwell where I used to live next door to Trevor Steven (namedropping prick Rocket) but my kids never settled there and we moved back to the East End of Glasgow.

If he doesn't tell that tenant of his to get that wreck to f uck I'll be parking the biggest heap of sh ite I can buy and sticking it it right outside his house and we'lll see how he likes them apples.

This is F ucking WAR !


To be continued .......!

 

Another Hun fighting to" save the BIG hoose" ----exclusive.

 

You're some man for the one man mate! What kind of car was it that was parked outside your house when you were getting the feature wall done, was it a green Polo or something?

 

Go get him, fatty

 

Thought you moving to the royal borough of Lenzie Rocket?

 

bloody hell, went to the fort/tk maxx today to get loads of winter gear as taking the kids up to aviemore/loch ness and aw that scottish stuff.....bargains galore, hardly made it worth teaching them to shoplift .

and there was some maniac bullying a wee shop assistant cause he was trying to return some tommy hilfiger jumper that his wife telt him was too gay for words......