Actually, I think there is a fair amount of weight and substance to the OP's argument.
I wouldn't laugh too much, he'll probably be your manager come the summer!!
Nah, 100. We don't have enough money for him to blow.
Unlike your mother, who has an abundance of things to blow.
That's pretty low, making disgusting and sexist comments about the mother of someone you don't know, and a lady you don't know.
Actually, I think there is a fair amount of weight and substance to the OP's argument.

You wish I didn't know her...
You wish I didn't know her, wouldn't describe her as much of a lady myself. Yes I know you like to pretend that that side of your mother doesn't exist, but we all have needs and she seems to have a lot of them.
grow up!grow up!
She's 84, and has a bad hip.
What kind of animal are you? Even Rooney wouldn't sink that low.