Look I have had a hard day
I do not know who is CernyBerny, I don't who is Swords, I don't know who is DaveT
I do not know who is banned
I do not know what is happening at HQ
I do not know if there is a board meeting
I do not know in which city Tony F is currently drinking his G&Ts
I do not know if we have sacked Sparky
I do not know if he has been given three more games
I do not know if we want/have Beckham
I do not know if we want/have Harry
I do not know if Benitez is in the running
I must give up the drink
But I do know that Chelsea are going out!