where do/did you play?

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As my college did recreational sports as an option I played football one year, and was pretty much responsible for any player missing games due to injury...


So a bit like totsfan then <laugh>


Looks like we have the making of a good Stoke side. Ugly but effective.
 
I wonder who out of us would be the one with the most expensive footwear but couldnt kick a ball to save his life!

Notso a winger? Your the type who once fouled, jumps straight up to go toe to toe and point out constantly to the offender that 'you did his mum last night'

I'd give HIAG a position but hed have already been sent off or serving a few match ban for previous misdemeanours. Bench for him...can't risk a sending off <laugh>
 
For some strange reason, I've always imagined SOS to look like Joe Hart. I have no idea why! So therefore he would be my sub goalkeeper. haha kidding!

<laugh> Come off it! I'm gonna need to set this straight! Although you can't see my face, this is the only pic I have on my work PC -
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- Now does that look anything like Joe Hart!? No blonde hair, no gel/ wax and I'm not a 6ft 5 bean pole. <laugh>

or perhaps, "fat Chav"? <laugh><ok>

Now you've got me wondering if all the people I play football with are Italians and therefore express each word with an "e" sound at the end... <laugh>
 
<laugh>...good thread SL <ok>

where do/did you play? ....outside!
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GK - Spurcat...on the bench Patsbighands.

FB's - totsfan...cos he said so!...perrymanlegend...anyone who takes his name must be good!

CB's - hbic and PNP...cos they like holding hands!

DM - Spurlock...better let him have this spot, sounds like we don't want to upset him!
AM - YV...important position and he seems to have a vague understanding of the game, so thats our standard met!
LW/RW - Me, its where I played mainly, I don't do swapping sides so someone i can't be arsed to talk to can be over there...no guesses!

In The Hole <yikes> - Spurf! ...will have lost his pace to be a winger!

CF - SoS, gym goer, so a good battering ram of a striker.

<laugh> I'd be up for a CF role, I'd make Grant Holt and Kevin Davies look like a pair of pansies! Haha.
 
SOS, judging from that pic, I think I'd let you organise the Walls for free kicks.

I see why you chose full back <laugh>
 
I'm a much older, smaller, slower and less skilfull version of Modric. I was usually placed on the left wing in my school team as I could dribble a bit, but nowadays I think I'd prefer paying in attacking midfield.
 
I'm a much older, smaller, slower and less skilfull version of Modric. I was usually placed on the left wing in my school team as I could dribble a bit, but nowadays I think I'd prefer paying in attacking midfield.

Slower,less skillfull,older and smaller than Modric? Can we call you Frodo?

Do you want to be the ballboy by any chance?

SOS,no chance..ive seen you agreeing with GH far too much to give you the captains armband <laugh>
 
YV would always get a run out for helping PNP put the nets up every home match and for having a car for the away matches for a few to pile into <laugh>
 
We'll need a press agent, I propose HIAG.

Entertainment manager SoS (made for it)
 
Slower,less skillfull,older and smaller than Modric? Can we call you Frodo?

Do you want to be the ballboy by any chance?

SOS,no chance..ive seen you agreeing with GH far too much to give you the captains armband <laugh>

You can play for a slower, less skilfull and smaller team than Barca then sound like us <ok> not606notunited FC
 
Roo....ive found myself on the bench for turning up liquered a few times. However the red bull still being in the system helps. As for the smoking. Try it before a game it's great...I'd share a few pulls at ht with a few of you no doubt.

o definitely, but I can't imagine anything worse before a game of football!
 
Played centre back when I first started playing then moved into centre mid occassionally playing fullback. As for nicknames they used to call me "White Lightning" although I think that was more to do with my alcoholism than being fast and caucasian.
 
<laugh> Come off it! I'm gonna need to set this straight! Although you can't see my face, this is the only pic I have on my work PC -
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- Now does that look anything like Joe Hart!? No blonde hair, no gel/ wax and I'm not a 6ft 5 bean pole. <laugh>



Now you've got me wondering if all the people I play football with are Italians and therefore express each word with an "e" sound at the end... <laugh>

SOS, my last comment was a play on words over "Xavi"....

I'm actually in hysterics that of all the pictures you could have uploaded to prove you don't look like Joe hart, you've actually shown us all one of you trying to break a lamp post!!

"chavvy" it is from now on mate, and you've brought that one on yourself! hahahaha.

this thread is brilliant.
 
As for the smoking. Try it before a game it's great...I'd share a few pulls at ht with a few of you no doubt.

Stick to smoking at h/t you perv!

I said a few pulls not tugs!!

I can imagine the likes of DL captaining the oppo,running to the ref at every given chance and resulting in getting roughed up by every single player on our team.
 
I'm 6ft 5. Speed was never my speciality. I also went to a Grammar School where rugby was favoured, but I was a pretty good centre back when we played football (think Mertesacker...but you know...good).