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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Dorty Dogbreath, Nov 13, 2012.

  1. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    I quit smoking cigs last month only smoking weed now.
     
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    I'll find out once I've smashed her.
     
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  3. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Talking about bikes, what about poor old Bradley Wiggins - he cycled the whole of France without incident but when he came back to Britain some dozy bleeding driver crashed into him.

    It was a woman of course.

    And probably blonde.
     
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    She was from Wigan mate, that should say it all<laugh>

    I was more concerned about he other guy...I ride that way all the time!
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    You need to get on yer bike Pud :biggrin:
     
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    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    <laugh>


    ****!
     
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    Speaking of fat lumps....that Rosie Webster bird on celeb has got a couple of belters.
     
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    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Yip

    Doctor's not to fussed... apart from the bevvy n the ching!

    Blood Pressure - fine
    Cholosterol - fine
     
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    <laugh>

    Take my advice, go for the plain chocolate<ok>

    Back on topic. I'm seriously considering some fitness stuff myself. What's the best way to start gently? Bearing in mind I smoke, drink, eat **** food and partake in the utter joy of illegal substances on the odd occasion.
     
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  10. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    Pud looks like John Belushi.

    Boxing bags are brilliant cardio Gas as long as you stick at it.

    It will drain you fast as **** to begin with but after a while you see the positives.
     
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  11. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Imagine being in the jungle with her, you've get yerself arrested :tongue:
     
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    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    <laugh>
     
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    Bike mate<ok>

    If you can be arsed a month or two down the line you can ease into running, as opposed to killing yourself on a pitiful 2k jog.
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Doctors <grr> mine smokes, the odd time I have to see him I always ask him if he's still smoking <ok>
     
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    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    That's what I love about the internet... yer aw ****in liars!
     
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  16. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    It couldn't do fifty yards when I first started, feel pretty comfortable doing 5 miles now. Gotta watch the old knees though, had some problem a while back. Get good trainers for jogging.
     
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    I know a couple of bags I'll never tire of punching the **** out of<ok>
     
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    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    So does mine...

    He doesnae lecture me when I go, he's sound enough. Though, he does say I need to lose 2/2.5 stone... id be happy wi 1/1.5.
     
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  19. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    I'd probably weigh more if I didn't take drugs so often to be honest.

    So would you <johngoodman>
     
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    <laugh>

    Yep <laugh>
     
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