PC Thread!

[Spurf]

Nobody has managed to post so far without offending something or somebody.

We will all have to try harder.

 

[PleaseNotPoll]

I'm offended by the suggestion that we're not trying hard enough.

 

[Spurf]

I'm offended by the suggestion that we're not trying hard enough.

I am offended by your offence!

 

[KingHotspur]

Removed on the advice of Ledley King

 

[KingHotspur]

I am offended by your offence!

I'm ........ by your ....... of his .......

 

[humanbeingincroydon]

Hasselhoff?

You can't get more offensive than that.

Oh, I can be more offensive...

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That's two-for-one offensive!

 

[NSIS]

**** me!...walking traffic lights!!..I must take it easy with the beer!..

 

[notsosmartspur]

Me is offensive in that it does not take into account others. Please moderate your tone.

Pass off!

 

[NSIS]

Yes we should endeavour to be inclusive. In a non reactionary, non discrimatory way, of course. I think that makes sense!

 

[notsosmartspur]

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Is it one of the Village People?...was one of them a footballer?...can't remember!, anyway, whats going on with his mouth, its open, tongue on his bottom lip, hands on hips, with gland written up the front of his shirt, that otherwise looks like what you'd see in a broken kaleidoscope.

 

[notsosmartspur]

It's the latest Jackson Pollock.

People pay millions for this sh*te, made during his "drip period" when he had bipolar disorder.

This is #54

So are you saying its Pollocks Luke?...I agree!

 

[notsosmartspur]

To think this passed for "style" when Arsenal were winning trophies

Seamans moustache or the kit?

 

[Spurf]

No wonder he was a top 'keeper. I'm blind now.

I think England should adopt this as their kit. For those watching in black & white...........................

 

[humanbeingincroydon]

The PC Thread - because Apple cultists are gay.

 

[Spurf]

The PC Thread - because Apple cultists are gay.

Can't use 'ists'

 

[Mahmoud Ahmadinejad]

Homosexuals are bound to be offended by the references to Seaman and gay

I know I am

 

[humanbeingincroydon]

Can't use 'ists'

I would've called them fanboys, but because they have to exchange their genitalia for whichever Apple-branded piece of tat comes out that year they probably don;t count as male from a legal standpoint.

 

[Spurf]

I would've called them fanboys, but because they have to exchange their genitalia for whichever Apple-branded piece of tat comes out that year they probably don;t count as male from a legal standpoint.

No tat on here, can't have tat. Tales of Gents is polite therefore ok

 

[Spurf]

Homosexuals are bound to be offended by the references to Seaman and gay

I know I am

He was popular in Essex! The girls preferred Seaman to flowers!

 

[Mahmoud Ahmadinejad]

I hope that's not an Essex girls joke because that would be incredibly offensive