Newspaper headlines

[zogean_king]

We all should remember the best sporting headline ever "Super Cally go ballistic Celtic were atrocious", now can we think of any good (or bad) that the press could use use for us:

I can think ofthese... (mostly bad):

Kane is Able (Harry Kane helps us win a game)
Ruddy Brilliant (has this one already been used?)
Norwich City's Kane beats defense before firing home
Martin Russell's up a good performance

 

[NORWICHFANNOTON606]

Random post of the day goes to....

 

[canary-dave]

Zoggy, mind you don't fall down a mine while you're in this mode!

 

[zogean_king]

Random post of the day goes to....

Well I am on a trip back to Perth from New Zealand because the australians are ****ers and don't celebrate Guy Fawkes. So maybe the time zones are affecting my brain.... Brilliant Bennet bamboosals battling Bolton (one for the F A cup this year)

 

[Walsh.i.am]

Zoggy, mind you don't fall down a mine while you're in this mode!

The laugh, mid swallow, resulting in tea all over my keyboard!!
Cheers Dave

 

[goldeneadie]

canaries sing a bass song after fine backs to the wall display. i'll try to do better later. i remember a pinkun headline, city set forest fire after we had beaten them.

 

[KIO]

Here's one for a couple of weeks time:

'Ruddy' marvellous, United out-'Fox'-ed as Grant 'Holt'-s United's title challenge.

Ok,Ok, I'm getting my coat ..........................

 

[redruthyella]

Morison to give 5p a litre off fuel if he ever scores again!

 

[canary-dave]

In the next round of Internationals, "Holt tips Hoolahan to shine for the Republic of Ireland"

 

[Rubik's Tube]

"The Jackson 5" (Simeon has an unexpected goal rush)
"I can't believe its not Butterfield" (our hot young prospect is overlooked for England's Euro 2016 squad)
"HoolaHand of God" (Wes scores a controversial goal for Republic of Ireland against Argentina)
"Hugh-ton" (CH takes charge of his 100th Norwich City premier league game)

 

[Kent canary]

Bunn fight! (Our reserve keeper gets involved in an altercation at the burger van)

Garri-doh (Our left back gets mistaken for Homer Simpson)

The snod snod grass of home

Howson is now?

 

[KIO]

Morison to give 5p a litre off fuel if he ever scores again!

LOL

 

[redruthyella]

I can turn a corner as I'm simply the best says Turner

 

[stilljaroldcanary]

Delia Fry's Humphries Balls

After a terrible accident at a frightfully posh city supporters cooking event

 

[Cautious_Canary]

Lappin it up. - King of Spain receives adulation from the Barclay for inexplicably scoring yet again.

 

[redruthyella]

Ewan Chester thinks the Romans did anything for us?