Ray Smith can now sail off to his well deserved retirement.Arse and elbow with that company...
I didn't realise that whilst his company was going tits up,he was flying around the world watching cricket
Ray Smith can now sail off to his well deserved retirement.Arse and elbow with that company...
Smiffy has been in a jail for berksMen
Berks
JPS - where the hell have you been ?![]()

Did you remember the duty ***s and booze for us ?FFS!!! I leave you lot to look after things for a week while I pop off for a bit of winter sun and it all goes pear shaped.
Did you remember the duty ***s and booze for us ?
1st year I never had to buy ***s seeing as I quit last Christmas. Did kinda feel odd walking through customs without a couple of thousand ***s hidden in me knickers![]()
I've seen you at the airport before . . .
1st year I never had to buy ***s seeing as I quit last Christmas. Did kinda feel odd walking through customs without a couple of thousand ***s hidden in me knickers![]()

you one of them celebrity spotters that hangs about at arrivals then?
I gave up just before Easter
No, but I always seem to end up in the que behind some fat bird with too many bags at check in . . .
I just bought nicotine chewing gum from Tesco and it did the trick for meI tried so many times and never lasted more than 3 days, then someone gave me the Alan Carr (not the bugsy ****) book at Christmas and it workd a treat. Not even had an urge to smoke since - almost like hypnosis I should think.
