Congratulations REDRUTH!

[johnnywarksmoustache]

Sorry about the delay in picking the winner, I have been deliberating all weekend over this due to to the high standard of entries! (Yeah roight!) Anyhoo Redruth gets the nod from me for this little gem:


Typical Brit, black socks and white trainers

 

[redruthyella]

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Never done this before Try this one.

"No No Joey. One of Einstein's great insights was to realize that matter and energy are really different forms of the same thing. Matter can be turned into energy, and energy into matter."

 

[Bravo_Win_or_Die]

You put your right arm in and take your right arm out, in, out, in, out and shake it all about. You do the hokey, cokey and you turn around, thats what its all about. Ohhh Hokey .........

Comon Sergio join in ..

 

[canary-dave]

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What do you mean 5.9? That was a PERFECT dive!

 

[Rubik's Tube]

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Playstation are pleased to announce that Joey Barton will be an unlockable character in the next Mortal Kombat video game.

 

[Rubik's Tube]

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Sergio Aguero;

If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can dream - and not make dreams your master;
If you can think - and not make thoughts your aim;

If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And - which is more - you'll score the winner in added time, my son!

 

[ncfcwonky]

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Barton - 'Oi! Watch it Tevez or ill do to you what I did to Bardley Johnson. I'll blow you to the floor!

 

[Hairy Mary Quite Canary]

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Barton: Pull my finger
Tevez: Nooooooo Sergio

 

[Yellows]

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Barton: Wait, wait, wait... wait! So you guys are telling me the aim of the game is NOT to get a red card?

 

[robbieBB]

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"You keep out of it Anton, I'll deal with these two f****** myself."

 

[ncfcwonky]

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Barton: Wait, wait, wait... wait! So you guys are telling me the aim of the game is NOT to get a red card?

Brilliant!

 

[wellyblue]

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The FA's introduction of "Rock-Paper-Scissors" to the Game was never going to work...

 

[Guru of Ipswich]

Barton - I'll pick yours if you pick mine

 

[VectisCanary]

I hope those fingers aren't loaded.

 

[canary-dave]

Vectis - this one is finished, sorry, I forgot to close it!

Go to thread, "Now lads, no tongues"