now i dont like my butter to melt on the toast - i like (for buttered toast only mind) the toast to be cool and the butter to sit a la high tea toast.
do peanuts not digest?
Edge i feel your pain - someone scraped my fake s4 this morning and didnt hang around
You strange bastard. Butter the toast as soon as it pops, and get it melted![]()
I was beelin last night, neighbour below me came up to my door and said she had water coming in her bathroom. I cheekily said that water is meant to come in the bathroom and she never even got itEnded up taking my bath panel off to reveal.......bone dry concrete with a few spiders running about. She then wanted me to pull my washing machine out, but I told her to piss off.
You've left out an important detail? Would you?
I'm at the beel-stage.
Some **** reversed into my fake MSport and it's costing me £200 to get it fixed.![]()
Poor Craig Whye, 12 months ago he was the saviour, the Rangers fans were kissing his coat as he walked through
Ibrox. Now Craig is called a liar, some says everytime he blinks he is telling lies. The movement of a facial feature
is similar to what his previous Rangers owner did and also the new first time owner of Sevco.
Every time David Murray or Charles Green move their lips it is a sure sign they are telling lies.

Poor Craig Whye, 12 months ago he was the saviour, the Rangers fans were kissing his coat as he walked through
Ibrox. Now Craig is called a liar, some says everytime he blinks he is telling lies. The movement of a facial feature
is similar to what his previous Rangers owner did and also the new first time owner of Sevco.
Every time David Murray or Charles Green move their lips it is a sure sign they are telling lies.
FFS, Pope, is this what you've resorted to? You used to be funny, but the above is just utter ****![]()