A Message for Chelsea 20.10.12
(It ain't necessarily so)
(with apologies to George Gershwin, among others)
It’s time that we beat you again!
It’s time that we beat you again!
Last year’s semi-final
Went down the urinal…..

Now welcome to our White Hart Lane!
You won’t necessarily score
You won’t necessarily score
Hazard is a strong ‘un
But we’ve got Vertonghen
And Lloris will mind the back door!
Li’l Aaron is small but oh my!
Li’l Aaron is small but oh my!
You’ll stop to admi-yer
As he runs right by yer
Li’l Aaron is small but oh my!
Li'l Jermain is playing up front
Li'l Jermain is playing up front
When he gets to score
You’ll fall on the floor
And Terry will call him a ****
And then there’s Welsh Superman Bale
Yes, Gareth is Superman Bale
He’ll run yo’ all dizzy
And yo’ll shout where is he?
We’ll score three or more, thanks to Bale
Steff Freund will be urging them through,
And one-legged Ledley will, too,
They both played for Tottenham
And we ain’t forgotten ‘em -
They both used to terrorise you!
I'm tellin’ yo’ now so’s yo’ know,
I'm tellin’ yo’ now so’s yo’ know,
Andre Villas-Boas
Will stick it up yo’ ass

I’m tellin yo’ now so’s yo’ know
Great stuff as usual Audrey