Where is Dev???????

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Where is Dev?

  • Fish farming with Ian Anderson.

  • Seconded to England to reassess the dodgy exam papers.

  • Helping the Policia de Seguranca Publica with their enquiries.

  • NATO manoeuvres in Sierra Leonne.

  • In hospital after a massive skunk overdose.

  • Exhuming Jimmy Savile

  • Touring with his 10CC tribute band.

  • Living it up in the Gulag after over-elaborate celebrations in Moscow.

  • On holiday at Superhooper's Nitshill timeshare.

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Moses

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I have noticed posters on the Rangers board are becoming increasingly worried about the sudden disappearance of my old chum Dev from these boards. Medro is currently hosting a somewhat mammoth thread on the General Chat forum detailing Dev’s speculated "Back to the Future" adventures with a young Woody Allan lookalike. Chapper is enquiring of any new posters he meets on these boards if they are Dev. I even asked Gambol to try and sniff him out, but to no avail Dev has simply vanished.

In order to lessen my increasing feelings of trepidation regarding his whereabouts I would appreciate it if anyone who knows what has become of him share it via this thread.
 
Haven't you worked it out yet

He is always "away to Portugal" at the same time every year




He's Louie Walsh
 
Gambol said:
We had loads of ye on GC in yer absence

Hope you and yours had a great holiday Av no had one in ages. #jealous
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Had a great time, i'm by no means well off but with the right planning just about anyone can afford two holidays a year in Portugal, best in May and early October. I had a Villa with our own heated pool, car for 8 days and flights for about £640 for two of us. Give up the ***s and that pays for it, although I smoked like a chimney while I was there.
 
Thaank God you are back Dev as you will have plenty of time to register share application for Rangers.
I hear thousands of Celtic fans have applied at a cost to Sevco of £3.00 each.
It appears Charlie is afraid that Sevco will actually lose money because of the number of applicants costing £3.00
that have arrived.
 
DevAdvocate said:
Had a great time, i'm by no means well off but with the right planning just about anyone can afford two holidays a year in Portugal, best in May and early October. I had a Villa with our own heated pool, car for 8 days and flights for about £640 for two of us. Give up the ***s and that pays for it, although I smoked like a chimney while I was there.
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pretty good deal that! where was the villa?
 
Aye, that's a cracking deal bud.

But you stop smoking ***s to save up and then start again when you're there? Why for?

Guy in my office has a bad cough, so I told him to give up, which he complained made him cough more, so he went back on the ***s to help his cough <doh>

<*****>
 
DevAdvocate said:
I only smoked for the 8 days I was there, not had a *** since I got back.
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I must admit, last time I was away I had the craving for a *** now and then as there was something about smoking on holiday that I enjoyed more that smoking in Scotland, probably something to do with the heat.
 
EDGE. said:
I must admit, last time I was away I had the craving for a *** now and then as there was something about smoking on holiday that I enjoyed more that smoking in Scotland, probably something to do with the heat.
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I especially enjoy the cigarette ye light up immediately after a swim. It is ****in magical.
 
Trevor Santos said:
and what company was that through?
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Flights, Car Hire and Villa are all booked seperately, as I said it's best value late May and early October, and the weather is excellent, not too hot, we had between 29-31 all last week.

If you want to know who to book through just PM me, I don't want every **** hoovering up my cheap deals :)
 
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