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Torres my captain, 58 points (-4 for 2 transfers) Smell my ring looooooosers!!:emoticon-0172-mooni




Just Sahin left to play though... so have to see how you lot get on with all the manc players you all pick, as you're secret fans.

You just jumped me but for a bit as I still have Suarez (c), Defoe, ben arfa, begovic, and raphael to play. <ok>

Torres as your captain? Chelsea plastic.....
 
I think it's time for some premature trash talkin'. All bar Sahin have played, and I'm killing you all, but everything could change tomorrow, but I'm that kinda guy, who stands on the pedestal and hands you the bat.

Oh Ze Liverbird, please don't get 40 points tomorrow and beat me, with your fantastic squad of superstars, that I could only dream of getting into the same team, you must have had over 100M to start with to get such a fantastic team.... I'm hanging on to the lead by the skin on my teeth with my 59 points. Looks like I will be climbing back up the H2H league, as the loooosers above me are getting battered...

I'm reeling Ziggy in on the full league, but it has been so artificial, it's like Everton in the prem, we all knew he was never going to stay there, form is temporary, I am class!
 
I think it's time for some premature trash talkin'. All bar Sahin have played, and I'm killing you all, but everything could change tomorrow, but I'm that kinda guy, who stands on the pedestal and hands you the bat.

Oh Ze Liverbird, please don't get 40 points tomorrow and beat me, with your fantastic squad of superstars, that I could only dream of getting into the same team, you must have had over 100M to start with to get such a fantastic team.... I'm hanging on to the lead by the skin on my teeth with my 59 points. Looks like I will be climbing back up the H2H league, as the loooosers above me are getting battered...

I'm reeling Ziggy in on the full league, but it has been so artificial, it's like Everton in the prem, we all knew he was never going to stay there, form is temporary, I am class!

Trash talking after a handful of gameweeks eh....I smell desperation like Wooney smells grannys pies <whistle> Get your bragging in now Nobollox but I've still got Suarez (c), Sahin, Sterling, Kagawa, Ba and Van P to play <ok> oh and my keeper.
 
Can't believe I got 74 points last week and still lost one of my H2H matches!
 
Trash talking after a handful of gameweeks eh....I smell desperation like Wooney smells grannys pies Get your bragging in now Nobollox but I've still got Suarez (c), Sahin, Sterling, Kagawa, Ba and Van P to play oh and my keeper.

We'll we're gonna get stuffed by Stoke, so that will be a max of 8 points from that game, less if Suarez gets booked for winning a penalty! Then your other three players are playing each other, and I know you're hoping for a 4-3 result, the Geordies are going to bend over and take it from the scum, but they will only win 1-0 and that will be a pen scored by Scholes. You will not be able to show your face around here for a month...people will point and laugh...
 
Suarez & Defoe hatrick would be handy today, wiht Liverpool winning and Spurs losing 4-3.
 
Suarez & Defoe hatrick would be handy today, wiht Liverpool winning and Spurs losing 4-3.

You read my mind! Would like ben Arfa to get something and Raphael to come out with a 3-3 draw against United with Raphael scoring 2x....... not too much to ask for right?
 
You read my mind! Would like ben Arfa to get something and Raphael to come out with a 3-3 draw against United with Raphael scoring 2x....... not too much to ask for right?

How are your defenders getting on btw? You don't have any Norwich players in there by any chance do you <whistle>
 
We'll we're gonna get stuffed by Stoke, so that will be a max of 8 points from that game, less if Suarez gets booked for winning a penalty! Then your other three players are playing each other, and I know you're hoping for a 4-3 result, the Geordies are going to bend over and take it from the scum, but they will only win 1-0 and that will be a pen scored by Scholes. You will not be able to show your face around here for a month...people will point and laugh...

I really must learn to stop jinxing Reds <doh> Anyway as The Champ.....anyone who points and laughs at me is a tart <laugh>
 
Its going to be funny when Noblelox sinks into midtable obscurity ;).
 
The bonus stuff is helping me out a lot this year on it. Also me not ****ing with my squad!
 
Thought I'd bump this back up as seemed to have dropped down a few pages with the Internationals.

Suarez assist and captain and Defoe goal are my only real points so far.

Sterling on bench and unlikely to come on with all my midfielders/forwards looking like they are playing <doh>
 
Thought I'd bump this back up as seemed to have dropped down a few pages with the Internationals.

Suarez assist and captain and Defoe goal are my only real points so far.

Sterling on bench and unlikely to come on with all my midfielders/forwards looking like they are playing <doh>

Defoe on Bench <doh>

You'll love this mate, Here are my defenders and keeper: Begovic, Raphael, Cole, Ivanovic. <ok>
 
30 points with 3 to play, ****ty week for me, had to sell Fellaini. I need Norwich to keep a clean sheet, and Everton and for Sunderland to hammer the toon.

Even someone as **** as Bozz is beating me in the H2H, the shame, I mean Bozz is ****, absolute ****, and he has more points than me!?!?!
 
Defoe on Bench <doh>

You'll love this mate, Here are my defenders and keeper: Begovic, Raphael, Cole, Ivanovic. <ok>

Damn you. I put Begovic in goal for my work FF team. He'll never keep a clean sheet until you take him out! Also took Michu out and he scored <doh>

Luckily Nolan got me a goal but had another crap week.