Says the Spurs fan, you guys are experts at bottling it, especially when you attempt to finish above us.
Brilliant. Poulter, Lawrie and Justin Rose were huge on that course last night. And Kaymer's six-footer to win was pure theatre. Spare a thought for Tiger Woods though, a shadow of his former self whose his miss at the end was the icing on the cake. Did he spit at himself in disgust at his miss? And all that barracking and whooping from dopey, loud-mouthed USA fans came to nothing in the end. You thick ****s
Poulter was unbelievable all weekend - funny watching him as he gives the impresion that he genuinely despises Americans!
10. Make the most of your villa Kitchen A rental kitchen requires a kettle, toaster, hob (electric or gas) oven, fridge/freezer and sufficient crockery (bowls and plates), cups, glasses and cutlery. Also needed are plastic tumblers/glasses for outside/pool use as well as some plastic plates and cups for children, adequate pots, pans, ovenware, sieve/colander, chopping board/knives, wooden spoons, a bottle opener, tin opener, jug, ice tray, trays and a salad bowl. A dishwasher, microwave, extractor fan, tea pot, cafetiere, washing machine, dryer, wine rack and clothes horse are also highly desirable. Again, most villas in Murcia have separate utility areas ideal for storing irons and washing machines.
Do your bathrooms come fitted with a bidet as standard? I have a particularly hairy anus and I'm a martyr to tagnuts.
