Off Topic Last Person To Post Wins...........

Chris's missus and his sister are the same person

 

And both have aids, so enjoy

 

She caught it from ROD, who had caught it from shiny

 

and Shiny is banging your missus in the stables, as we speak squire

 

Don't bring me into your sick twisted game

 

Shiny did you give it to her hard

 

Yep, when I go in I go hard, ask your missus if you don't believe me

 

She had to chase you down the road the other day, shouting come back and finish me off you bastard

 

i dont give a **** about her needs mate, as long as i get what i want its alllllll gooooooooooood

 

If me Julie read this board she would batter me senseless.


But your mum don't like it when I wipes it on the curtains, so I use the ones in your room now, the Thomas the tank engine ones

 

I just cream pie your old dear rod

 

Oh look it's Spunky more like cabbage water. Or is it you like spunk dribbling down your chin?

 

Ohh look its red or dead... I'll go with dead

 

i got sharp metal blinds in my room rod

 

How do you know I ain't and I'm talking to you from beyond

 

**** that's why it's getting smaller

 

Got to better than being a red.

 

i love you me either?? lmao what a bellend

 

Shut up Russ you know you want to join us on the red side

 

Hi and bye