It's true, though. Her pals of pals suddenly come out the woodwork pretending to be supportive but all they're lookin for is a shag and get ye tae **** afterwards. Jip is in for his hole aff at least one burd who he thought was no chance. Guaranteed.
Harsh but fair. I actually have blonde hair with a ginger-ish beard. But I have more hair on my face than I do my head these days
Remember "gambols law" - guaranteed a floatin burd that jip does not know about is shaggin his way shortly.
I imagine you looking like something between this guy and Ken Bates: please log in to view this image
Jip surely you should be pulling out all the stops to win ya mrs back.. Have you considered stealing flowers from a local cemetery?? I find they really appreciate it when they read the card 'in loving memory of hilda'