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[VenomPD]

Back to the youth antics.

At lunchtime we would fill brown paper bags with stuff and hit windows on the way back to school. One of the days I filled one with yogurt, cream etc and put a few small fireworks in it. Put it at someones door, chapped, set a box of matches on fire and chucked it in the bag then bolted. **** opened the door and the bag blew up. He got covered in it all, was all up his walls and in his hall Never got busted, but shat a brick when the headteacher came in my 1st class after lunch

Another time I hit the librarians car with a snowball when he was driving. He turned round and caught us. Took our (fake) names and told us to be at the library first thing the next morning. Stupid **** who gave the fake names wrote them on a page he ripped out a jotter. His real name was on the other side of the page and he grassed the rest of us in. Nothing happened though because the school couldn't punish us, and they told him not to complain to the police because they didn't want the reputation of the school to be damaged (even more).

I put a metal pipe across some railway tracks. I was a bad wee ****e.

 

[Medro]

A fella I went to college with told us about a time him and his mates were drinking down at a train station.

Said a yappy wee dog was on the other platform and saw people so jumped down on to the tracks to cross over. An express train flew past and squashed the dog. The sick **** that he was got down on to the tracks and lifted the dogs severed head up by the collar to find out who owned it.

He said it was basically his fault as he was calling it over. When he told the owners he said they gave him £20 for doing the right thing.

Thought he was talking **** until i asked a mate of his who confirmed it.

Sick bastard

 

[Magic Laudrup 11]

I put a metal pipe across some railway tracks. I was a bad wee ****e.

I never went as far as that.

I picked my bird up last weekend from a hen night, and there were ****s pushing each other onto the road in front of my car. This big fat bastard had a glass and lined up to throw it at my windscreen. I put my clutch down and put the accelerator to the floor. Engine roared and this boy shat himself. I think he might actually have dropped a log in his pants. Glass smashed at his feet and he immediately fell to the ground in a ball Funniest reaction I've seen I think Down went the passenger window and I rolled past in 1st gear giving him abuse.