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Steven Royston O'Neill

Steven Royston O'Neill

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Jan 25, 2011
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I know I can count on you all to join me at 8.30 Friday morning for the Royal Wedding, what was that, no, who said that.

I expect you all on at 8.25 on the dot, flag in hand, party hat on, royal mug of coffee and selection of sarnies.

We can follow the happy couple and maybe Rog can be in charge of describing the brides dress.

Bill can coment on the groom and best man attire and BDU can have his ban lifted to descibe the big girls blouses.

Now if you cant make it could I have your official excuses now please, I dont expect many replies.
 
I will not be attending. I live in Australia, and as much as we love the Monarchy, we here in Perth need our beauty sleep for when the Queen comes down and visits. Got to look up to her Majesty's high standards after all...
 
Hairyhaggis said:
I will not be attending. I live in Australia, and as much as we love the Monarchy, we here in Perth need our beauty sleep for when the Queen comes down and visits. Got to look up to her Majesty's high standards after all...
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you are excused, not an excuse, you sure do need your beauty sleep
 
Unfortunately, I've been offered work spreading **** around a field on Friday, so unfortunately, I can't watch this obviously very important wedding, on which won't really change anything in the world, but make Britain's debt much greater. It's such a shame! I'll just have to imagine that the bags I'm ripping open and pouring into the field are the various organs of the happy couple...
 
jerseymackem said:
Unfortunately, I've been offered work spreading **** around a field on Friday, so unfortunately, I can't watch this obviously very important wedding, on which won't really change anything in the world, but make Britain's debt much greater. It's such a shame! I'll just have to imagine that the bags I'm ripping open and pouring into the field are the various organs of the happy couple...
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Bit of a Royalist on the quiet, then?
 
jerseymackem said:
Unfortunately, I've been offered work spreading **** around a field on Friday, so unfortunately, I can't watch this obviously very important wedding, on which won't really change anything in the world, but make Britain's debt much greater. It's such a shame! I'll just have to imagine that the bags I'm ripping open and pouring into the field are the various organs of the happy couple...
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doing a bit of coaching at st jimmies park then
 
Ill be in Germany visiting friends my wifes mate is head teacher on one of the forces bases.
But im sure i can ask you to tape it for me (for ****s sake tape it lol) i mean record it on your DVD recorder lol
 
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