Champions League draw

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Jan 24, 2010
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Medellin, Colombia
I bet the Barcelona president, upon hearing the draws first words were 'aw naw, that fanny Lawell will be over trying to be mates wi us again. Keep that **** and his bad breath well away fae me. make sure he sits as far from me as possible'

...and the good people of Barcelona can always have this again:

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Spanish Paper Tells Rangers Not To Come Back

Translated


PLEASE, DON'T EVER COME BACK AGAIN

Dear Rangers supporters- never come back to Barcelona again. And not because your players themselves aren’t a legitimate team. No, it’s not because of that- the Nou Camp frequently hosts teams who are lazy, boring, who only defend, who run and kick their opponents, and who shouldn’t be in elite competition. On top of this, Rangers merely defend, run at the opposition and play dirty. Their defenders are butchers, their midfielders, heavy-footed; and their strikers just stand there like the furniture.

But even apart from the footballing aspect, the best thing would be for Rangers never to return to Barcelona, because every time they do, they make a mess of the place. 35 years ago, you (the Rangers supporters) destroyed the seats at the Nou Camp. This time we have enjoyed no less than 48 hours of brawls, provocation, rackets, fights and common drunk women throughout the whole city, which you have fouled however you pleased.

Stay at home and vomit in your own living-room, urinate in your sitting-room corners, fight with your neighbours, the Celtic supporters (who deserve a prize just for putting up with you) and foul the streets of Glasgow instead. Don’t come back here again, because it is not a laughing matter. And, by extension, don’t play in the Champions’ League either. You are not at that level neither in a sporting nor human sense.

There are noisy groups of supporters who, although they drink vast amounts of beer, make friends at the same time. But you? Not you, because everywhere you go, you turn into a rubbish tip. You are undesirables. And so are those who fraudulently sell, or “rent out” their tickets. These people screw Barca over, because they trade their season tickets illegally. And in doing this they cause massive annoyance for other members of the club. A true Barcelona fan would not re-sell their ticket for the match. If you are not going to the match, give it to a family member, or you could even use the 'Seient Lliure' service (an automated ticket service used by some Spanish clubs including Barcelona).

From now on, the responsibility lies with UEFA and the club itself to ensure who the ticket is sold to. The best thing for all of us would be that you as a supporter, in a moment of lucidity, decide not to travel if you do not have tickets. As that is never going to happen, those who sell the tickets illegally must be brought to justice. But the best thing would be if we never had to play Rangers again.


(Printed in El Mundo, 8/11/2007)
 
Spanish Paper Tells Rangers Not To Come Back

Translated


PLEASE, DON'T EVER COME BACK AGAIN

Dear Rangers supporters- never come back to Barcelona again. And not because your players themselves aren’t a legitimate team. No, it’s not because of that- the Nou Camp frequently hosts teams who are lazy, boring, who only defend, who run and kick their opponents, and who shouldn’t be in elite competition. On top of this, Rangers merely defend, run at the opposition and play dirty. Their defenders are butchers, their midfielders, heavy-footed; and their strikers just stand there like the furniture.

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I'd forgotten about this - Jim Templeton's "It didnae happen, it wisnae us and naebody was arrested" speech about that article:

The match apparently passed without any real trouble and there were no arrests but an article in the Spanish newspaper, El Mundo Deportivo, headlined 'Don't Ever Come Back', reportedly accused drunken fans of vomiting and urinating in the streets and of provoking trouble.

It also reportedly claimed that the club should not be in the competition because their players are "dirty butchers who can only defend".

But Rangers' security and operations manager Kenny Scott branded the allegations "ridiculous".

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"The report is a completely over-the-top attack on the Rangers players, the club and its supporters," he told the Scottish Sun. "It is so far wide of the mark it is ridiculous.

"There were no arrests and no disorder that caused the authorities any real concern.

"It is staggering that a so-called sports paper can insult a team lying second top of their Champions League section and claim it should not be in the competition.

"We had very good relations with Barcelona and the police and the authorities over the two games.

"Something like 25,000 went abroad without any great problems.

"To insult players in such a sensationalist fashion is really disappointing, since there were great relations between the two clubs over the two games.

"What has been reported does not represent the feedback we have received from UEFA, the Scottish and Spanish police and Barcelona."

Rangers fans chief Jim Templeton also slammed the reports.

Templeton, president of the Rangers Supporters Assembly , claimed to be shocked by allegations of misbehaviour among some of the Light Blues supporters who journeyed to Catalonia.

Templeton said: "I refute all these allegations absolutely. They are shocking.

"There were around 25,000 fans in Barcelona and there were no arrests so I don't know why they are doing this.

"Their equivalent of our chief of police stated that he had had no problems with the Rangers fans and they would be welcome back any time.

"Before the game they were trying to stir things up and kept referring back to the trouble when Rangers were over there for the 1972 Cup-Winners' Cup final and trying to make us out to be hooligans.

"And I know there were some things said in the Spanish newspapers after the game about the litter that was dropped but, as it was translated to me, they were making something of a joke about it.

"There were 25,000 fans there and no arrests - that says it all."

Sound familiar?
 
Spanish Paper Tells Rangers Not To Come Back

Translated


PLEASE, DON'T EVER COME BACK AGAIN

Dear Rangers supporters- never come back to Barcelona again. And not because your players themselves aren&#8217;t a legitimate team. No, it&#8217;s not because of that- the Nou Camp frequently hosts teams who are lazy, boring, who only defend, who run and kick their opponents, and who shouldn&#8217;t be in elite competition. On top of this, Rangers merely defend, run at the opposition and play dirty. Their defenders are butchers, their midfielders, heavy-footed; and their strikers just stand there like the furniture.



(Printed in El Mundo, 8/11/2007)


Aye...but Spanish talk show absolutely RIPS THE PISH OOT AY CELTIC

THATS GOT TO HURT.
 
the fact you retorted wi some ****y wee link about some drunk Rangers fans on some blog that NAEBODY reads proves your not.

that TV clip was beamed right round Spain. thats what they think of Celtic fans.

lolololol olol Lol.
 
Sorry Fernando, I didn't even click on your link

But I'm pure beelin' about it

How dare the....fans? Media? I don't know, of arguably the best team in the world laugh at us

It's almost as bad as Peterhead...

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Fernando Macho:3463920 said:
Sorry Fernando, I didn't even click on your link

But I'm pure beelin' about it

How dare the....fans? Media? I don't know, of arguably the best team in the world laugh at us

It's almost as bad as Peterhead...

<grr>

the rage has toppled you into incoherent babble.

Rangers never laughed at you in the clip - it was the Spanish media.

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Alright Fernando? You will be glad to know that I got chucked out of Ma Nolan's last Sunday, so it isn't just when I am with you that I get chucked out of bars!