Headin a casey on a pissing down day..... Getting it hit full thwack against your thigh on a freezing January morning....... x P.S. I didn't say jumpers for goalposts! x
Second hand footy boots, either two sizes too big or two sizes too small. Your Ma having a little win at the bingo and buying those George Best boots you have been dreaming about. But she insists on getting them too big so your feet have room to grow into them. !!!!!!! Cue spending the whole game running to pick up your new boots after they flew off your foot every time you kicked the ball! (Just me then? ) please log in to view this image
I was the first kid at secondary school to have a pair with screw in studs, 1978. My dad got them off a bloke for nowt when he worked at RHP. They were of course too big & the toes got stuffed with newspaper. Proper leather back then not this synthetic ****e. When they got wet, they got heavier. Lasted me three seasons.
A modest proposal was great satire. This guy is just ****ing backwards. Names make men a ****? Modern players take heroin? Women were lucky to take a beating from their footballer husbands? What a spanner I bet his name is ****ing robin or something.
