Stoke City are happy with the international break.It gives Michael Owen chance to recover from the contract signing last week.
Just though I'd impart some Saturday jokes on you all: As I laid naked on my bed, the fat girl I pulled walked into the room and said, "Are you ready to show me what you're made of?"I said, "It's been a while.""Really?" she asked.I said, "Yeah, you started walking up the stairs 20 ****ing minutes ago."
I got the sack from the Paralympics as a chef, when they told me to turn on the vegetables, apparently touching up the dutch girl in the wheelchair was not what they meant.
I gave my wife a nudge in bed."Love, are you awake?" I whispered."What is it?" she asked."Do you remember the other day you said you'd give me a blow job credit if I mowed the lawn, and then I mowed the lawn?""****! Yeah I remember.""Well I used it in work today, thanks."
Congrats on joining the 200 club. The fees are £250.00 a year, payable to me. Can't give you any welcoming rep. You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Cove again.
