Off Topic The Rep Brothel

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Right, I managed to reward the following:

Hung, Drawn & Quartered
Proud_Fox
Returnofthesweatband
Poshminx
LTF
Astroturfnaut
Agent Bruce
Saintsforthewine
JohnHumbles, tape recorder
Wigger (Joe Allen)

But just as I got to Cove it was "must spread". You're next up fella! <ok>

Where you been? Or was it the:

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Just though I'd impart some Saturday jokes on you all:

As I laid naked on my bed, the fat girl I pulled walked into the room and said, "Are you ready to show me what you're made of?"I said, "It's been a while.""Really?" she asked.I said, "Yeah, you started walking up the stairs 20 ****ing minutes ago."
 
I got the sack from the Paralympics as a chef, when they told me to turn on the vegetables, apparently touching up the dutch girl in the wheelchair was not what they meant.
 
I gave my wife a nudge in bed."Love, are you awake?" I whispered."What is it?" she asked."Do you remember the other day you said you'd give me a blow job credit if I mowed the lawn, and then I mowed the lawn?""****! Yeah I remember.""Well I used it in work today, thanks."