'mon Saints, you're the closest thing we have to a woman on here. Why do you get bad moods for no reason?
I thinkI just annoyed her...
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It's hard to explain, but when blood is exploding from their chasm it usually puts a woman in a bad mood 
Ah, PMT. That would explain it. At least I'll still get ma dinner.
If you play your cards right you'll still get your hole too. Either a rear entry or a squelcher
I think I'll go for blowjob and xbox
Understandable but I'd go for the following;
1. Watch the race while she cooks dinner and brings a constant supply of beer.
2. Eat the dinner.
3.Pump her stupid.
4.Wash it off in the hot bath she has prepared for you
5.As you bath she can clean the rest of the house
6.Go home for some peace and quiet
I still can't understand why I've been divorced twice.
Understandable but I'd go for the following;
1. Watch the race while she cooks dinner and brings a constant supply of beer.
2. Eat the dinner.
3.Pump her stupid.
4.Wash it off in the hot bath she has prepared for you
5.As you bath she can clean the rest of the house
6.Go home for some peace and quiet
I still can't understand why I've been divorced twice.
I've printed that off. I'll let you know what happens.
If it wasn't for the GP you'd be going round later as you'd be going to the office. So she's last on the list. In her mind, your priorities are thus:
1. GP
2. Office
3. Her
Either that or she's shagging around. Or you're shagging around and she knows.
1. GP
2. Office
3. Her
Either that or she's shagging around. Or you're shagging around and she knows.
I find this thread utterly disgusting. Gambol, your actions are reprehensible and you should be completely ****ing ashamed of yourself.
Grand Prix?????????????????????
Grand Prix?????????????????????
No, I'm about as far from metro-sexual as you can get. I've just got a lot of experience in pissing off women.
It was indeed priorities. I didn't go to hers midweek as I normally do so she got pissed off cos I wasn't in a rush to go see her Saturday. Then she got further pissed off when I would abandon work for the GP and not her.
Wimmin. Go figure.
Completely different breed to us mate. If only we could just give them a good thrashing like the old days.
rogueleader
suave gringo
.... be still my beating heart
.... what woman could resist such charm
You sound like my kind of wummin. I'll ditch the current arm candy and get maself to Peterborough post haste.
your naivity in thinking you could ever fathom this enigma is genuinely quite touching
I have a naturally inquisitive mind, but yes, this was a step too far.
I have a naturally inquisitive mind, but yes, this was a step too far.
I love your quiet desperation, makes my juices tingle