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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Gambol, Aug 30, 2012.

  1. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    'mon Saints, you're the closest thing we have to a woman on here. Why do you get bad moods for no reason?
     
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  2. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>.
     
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  3. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    <laugh> It's hard to explain, but when blood is exploding from their chasm it usually puts a woman in a bad mood <confused>
     
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  4. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Ah, PMT. That would explain it. At least I'll still get ma dinner.
     
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  5. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    I bet you're waiting for the day that she has her menopause <ok>
     
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  6. gas

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    If you play your cards right you'll still get your hole too. Either a rear entry or a squelcher<ok>
     
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  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I think I'll go for blowjob and xbox <ok>
     
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  8. gas

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    Understandable but I'd go for the following;

    1. Watch the race while she cooks dinner and brings a constant supply of beer.
    2. Eat the dinner.
    3.Pump her stupid.
    4.Wash it off in the hot bath she has prepared for you
    5.As you bath she can clean the rest of the house
    6.Go home for some peace and quiet

    I still can't understand why I've been divorced twice. <whistle>
     
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  9. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I've printed that off. I'll let you know what happens.
     
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  10. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    If it wasn't for the GP you'd be going round later as you'd be going to the office. So she's last on the list. In her mind, your priorities are thus:

    1. GP
    2. Office
    3. Her

    Either that or she's shagging around. Or you're shagging around and she knows.
     
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    I find this thread utterly disgusting. Gambol, your actions are reprehensible and you should be completely ****ing ashamed of yourself.












    Grand Prix????????????????????? <steam>
     
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  12. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Are you one of those metro-sexuals?
     
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  13. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    No, I'm about as far from metro-sexual as you can get. I've just got a lot of experience in pissing off women.
     
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  14. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    It was indeed priorities. I didn't go to hers midweek as I normally do so she got pissed off cos I wasn't in a rush to go see her Saturday. Then she got further pissed off when I would abandon work for the GP and not her.

    Wimmin. Go figure.
     
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  15. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Completely different breed to us mate. If only we could just give them a good thrashing like the old days.
     
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  16. Minxy

    Minxy Just Me

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    :emoticon-0152-heart .... be still my beating heart


    .... what woman could resist such charm
     
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  17. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    your naivity in thinking you could ever fathom this enigma is genuinely quite touching <laugh>
     
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  18. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    You sound like my kind of wummin. I'll ditch the current arm candy and get maself to Peterborough post haste. <ok>
     
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  19. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    I have a naturally inquisitive mind, but yes, this was a step too far.

    <laugh>
     
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  20. Shameless

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    I love your quiet desperation, makes my juices tingle
     
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