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What the f uck are you having for Dinner thread..

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Sweats, Jun 13, 2012.

  1. Swarbs

    Swarbs Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    You're like the bloke from the Fast Show. "Did you get the bread darling?" "Even better than that!".

    With you, RHC as the Self Righteous Brother; Bazray as Kevin the Teen; KPR as Lance; Noblelox as Colin Hunt; and Davidako and MFG as the Old Gits we have the making of a half decent sketch show <ok>

    It's my birthday tomorrow, so the missus made me choc chip muffins for tea tonight. Cracking.
     
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  2. Swarbs

    Swarbs Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Not to mention Zingy, Lucaaas and Wigger as the scousers <ok>

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  3. Sweats

    Sweats Sure Forum Moderator

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    Muffins for tea eh?? Sure there's a joke in there somewhere..



    Chops good work.. <ok> bilatong is that like beef jerky?
     
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  4. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    Yeah. I love the stuff, either of them. Can't walk out of a supermarket without some and now they do big re sealable bags. I'm doomed to an inevitable future of bowel cancer. Anyone fancy a pint?
     
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  5. Sweats

    Sweats Sure Forum Moderator

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    I'd join you for a pint.. Bit of a trek though.. Do you not work away ever anymore?
     
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  6. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    No, thank ****. Then again, it did have its benefits! I'm enjoying being home all the time but the odd night away is ok too it must be said.
     
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  7. Sweats

    Sweats Sure Forum Moderator

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    Well I've destroyed a diavolo at pizza express..

    Could eat some beef jerky about now.. Or just some cured meat..
     
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  8. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    Biltong is the south african version. Seems to be darker and a bit dryer than jerky, which is a tad sweeter too.

    Whatever, I love them both.

    Got to love a Diavolo, in fact a Pizza Express visit needs to be arranged. If only to save on buying any new crayons for the kids!
     
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  9. Sweats

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    If your on orange you get buy one get one half price with your orange Wednesday voucher at cinema..

    It wasn't as hot tonight as it is usually.. Sobi doused it with parmesan an chilli oil.. It is tremendous pizza. They've got rid of the wine I liked on the menu which was disappointing..
     
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    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    You should get on their E mail list, cheap offers sent all the time. Three courses for a tenner and such like.
     
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  11. Sweats

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    Jesus I'm getting sucked into a row with the kids on the playground thread..
     
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  12. UIR - Kagawa Powa

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    Its not really a row when everything they say is wrong.
     
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  13. Sweats

    Sweats Sure Forum Moderator

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    Indeed I'm just allowing myself to get drawn in.. Which I don't normally let myself do.
     
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    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    Call em ****s and threaten to kill them, works for me.
     
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    <laugh> true..

    It's a shame really as that thread was quite funny before barrance, davako and nobollox ruin it spouting the same ****e over an over again.. Not forgetting the new kpr.. What were you pming rhc about??
     
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  16. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    The mighty Lancashire. Wait 70 odd years to win the county championship and get ****ing relegated the next season. Typical of us. Red would understand my point, all the kids in the playground wouldn't. Which is ironic given both Manchester and Liverpool are cities in the original Lancashire and yet so few in that school yard have ever set foot in the place. ****s.
     
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  17. Style

    Style 'where is the love'

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    I'm probaly the only person that does this, but do you ever time your dinner so its ready for the start of a program. For some reason i get annoyed if i sit down to eat dinner in front of the tv and adverts are on it pisses me off.
     
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  18. UIR - Kagawa Powa

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    Didnt someone else win the title a few years ago and get relegated the season after as well in County Cricket. Yorkshire maybe?
     
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  19. Sweats

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    Funny old game cricket.. Sure something similar happened to Worcester..

    I don't follow the county game though. So have no idea about any of it really.

    Quite looking forward to going to the premiership rugby this season, we've expanded the ground a bit more so is easier to get tickets.. And they sell beer in two pint glasses. <ok>
     
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  20. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    A Manc isn't a Manchester United fan. A Manc is a person from Manchester. By the same token, scouser is someone from Liverpool, not a Liverpool fan. Therefore KPR is ****ing paddy and Baz is a cider drinking farmer yokel prick, neither are scousers or should be referred to as such. Watching brookside does not qualify you as scouse and supporting United doesn't make you a Manc. Just saying. They're ****ing halfwits. Again, ****s.
     
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