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Discussion in 'Southampton' started by almightyadamllana, Aug 27, 2012.

  1. almightyadamllana

    almightyadamllana Member

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    Could anyone update me on the past weeks events in the Southampton FC world. I went away on Holiday last sunday and have been unable to keep updated. All i know is that we lost to both City and Wigan. Any transfer news/ rumours. Surely we have signed a CB!

    Cheers
     
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  2. Beef

    Beef Well-Known Member

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    Cortese has resigned and will become a cat walk model in Milan.
    Adkins has left to start his spritual journey to a temple high in the japanese mountains.

    Redknapp has become our new chairman with Alan Hansen as manager.
     
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  3. SFC4BAG

    SFC4BAG Well-Known Member

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    Not so I'm afraid.
     
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  4. Saint Birdsnest

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    -Lost 3-2 to City, goals from Lambert (sub) + Davis (sub) put us 2-1 up but they came back. JWP started.
    -Lost 2-0 to Wigan, unlucky really, probably could have won. JWP subbed on, and Shaw on the bench 2 games running.
    -No signings, but Ramirez, Matty Phillips, and a couple of foreign defenders are rumoured to be close to signing.

    In other news, Joey Barton is off to Marseille, Modric signed for Real Madrid, Edid Hazard is pure class, RVP scored on his Man U home debut, and there is a lion on the run in Essex.
     
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  5. Saint Birdsnest

    Saint Birdsnest Active Member

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    Oh yeah and the Cortese and Adkins stuff Beef Dripping mentioned. Should have seen it coming, what with the constant Sun Tzu quoting.
     
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  6. IMO Im ITK

    IMO Im ITK Active Member

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    Our signing of Messi fell through due to Adkins seeing a lack of potencial for improvement.
    Jaidi has come out of retirement to "fill a gap in the defence" and lastly Cortese is due to go to court in the upcoming months over reports of smuggling young african boys with the view to insert them in our academy. <ok> Welcome back!
     
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  7. MMJ

    MMJ Well-Known Member

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    There has been mass suicides after the defeat to wigan, with the team already resigned to relegation
     
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  8. IMO Im ITK

    IMO Im ITK Active Member

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    Oh yeah and this, forgot about this.
     
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  9. almightyadamllana

    almightyadamllana Member

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    Think i might join them in that case if we really haven't signed anyone in the past week! Seriously why not! When does the window close? Friday is it?
     
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  10. Schrodinger's Cat

    Schrodinger's Cat Well-Known Member

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    Blackburn have tried to buy Lambert, Cortese is willing to do a deal as long as it includes a Sunseeker yacht to go with the seats in the dugout. Adkins has decided that he doesn't need a CB as we have Dan Seaborne already, and that pace is overated
     
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  11. Qwerty

    Qwerty Well-Known Member

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    A lion which no one has actually seen.
     
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  12. Schrodinger's Cat

    Schrodinger's Cat Well-Known Member

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    Maybe it is in disguise - could have dark glasses and a hat on.
     
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  13. Rich

    Rich Well-Known Member

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    Transfer window closes in about 4600 minutes!
     
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  14. lamby

    lamby Needs a cold shower

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    It's a good job none of us are worried then!
     
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