Daily Mail does it again!

[tksteyn]

When your called Ian Ladyman and you look like this, you need to do something to stand out of the crowd.

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This person just chose to be an idiot.

Looks like Luke Donalds 'special' brother.

 

[The Armband]

'If you threw Lovenkrands, Best, Shola (Ameobi), Ranger and Kuqi together into a giant mixer, the combined result wouldn't be a Premier League player.'

I beg to differ there, it would be an absolute machine of a player, sheer build of kuqi, speed of lover, strength of ranger, overall abilities of best and a knack for mackem-killing of ameobi...

Maybe creating a super-footballer is how we should be looking to spend our 35 million?

 

[tksteyn]

'If you threw Lovenkrands, Best, Shola (Ameobi), Ranger and Kuqi together into a giant mixer, the combined result wouldn't be a Premier League player.'

I beg to differ there, it would be an absolute machine of a player, sheer build of kuqi, speed of lover, strength of ranger, overall abilities of best and a knack for mackem-killing of ameobi...

Maybe creating a super-footballer is how we should be looking to spend our 35 million?

That would be one funny looking love child.

 

[MagpieMuzz]

What a load of bollocks, they shouldn't be allowed to write crap like that.

 

[Smudger]

What utter bullshit! How can they even print this biased ****ing bile? Appalling "journalism".

 

[Smudger]

Even worse are the comments, who are these morons who claim to be from Newcastle?

 

[Decolinks]

I read this off the newsnow site and then came on her in the mood to write (possibly not as well as Gallowgatekeepr) something along the same lines. only to find you had beaten me to it! well said though rep. (if i can figure out how to do it)

 

[Geordie Gashead]

When I see people get paid to write things like this, it makes contemplate shooting myself in the face.

 

[Cal.]

'What I do know is that if you threw Lovenkrands, Best, Shola (Ameobi), Ranger and Kuqi together into a giant mixer, the combined result wouldn't be a Premier League player.'

Best is a Prem player and has shown it.
Shola has played his entire career in the Prem
Ranger will be a star
Lovenkrands is under-rated and unlucky
Kuqi was bought to provide something different


SHUT UP YOU STUPID APES!!!

Imagine a player with Best's recent finishing, Ranger's pace and trickery, Lovenkrands' work rate, Kuqi & Ameobi's strength and aerial presence combined? He's right, that wouldn't be a Premier League player, it would be a god, like a taller Tioté up front.

 

[Cal.]

When I see people get paid to write things like this, it makes contemplate shooting myself in the face.

Don't shoot yourself... Shoot them.

 

[Sanchin0]

Imagine a player with Best's recent finishing, Ranger's pace and trickery, Lovenkrands' work rate, Kuqi & Ameobi's strength and aerial presence combined? He's right, that wouldn't be a Premier League player, it would be a god, like a taller Tioté up front.

Totally agree. He'll be out of this world.

 

[overseasTOON]

Imagine a player with Best's recent finishing, Ranger's pace and trickery, Lovenkrands' work rate, Kuqi & Ameobi's strength and aerial presence combined? He's right, that wouldn't be a Premier League player, it would be a god, like a taller Tioté up front.

Not even science and nature can teach Ameobi the offside rule...

 

[Cal.]

Not even science and nature can teach Ameobi the offside rule...

Tioté could. Although Ameobi might die in the training.