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The Shed Fred

Discussion in 'Chelsea' started by - SW6 -, Jan 25, 2011.

  1. goonercymraeg

    goonercymraeg Amnesia Forum Moderator

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    Have you been hiding in the old folks home ?
     
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  2. John Smith

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    In the knackers yard..
     
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    Smiff<ok>

    Not been in the clink then?<whistle>
     
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  4. goonercymraeg

    goonercymraeg Amnesia Forum Moderator

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    He's been in the Priory,trying to be cured of his gerontophilia <ok>
     
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  5. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    You been shagging Shergar!<yikes>
     
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  6. John Smith

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    <erm>

    Conts!

    I have not been ****ing old biddies or dead horses.
     
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  7. goonercymraeg

    goonercymraeg Amnesia Forum Moderator

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    And I never **** sheep
     
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  8. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    Yeah Right <laugh>
     
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  9. goonercymraeg

    goonercymraeg Amnesia Forum Moderator

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    I don't **** them,I make love to them <ok>
     
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  10. The Ginger Marks

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    What do yo do when the sheep are away?

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  11. goonercymraeg

    goonercymraeg Amnesia Forum Moderator

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    I pay a visit to your wife <laugh>
     
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  12. Sheriff JW Pepper

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    I should hope not either - what kind of sick minded......:emoticon-0127-lipss

    Nuff said

     
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  13. The Ginger Marks

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    O.K but leave the ****ing dog alone <grr>
     
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    <laugh>

    Men<ok>

    Points dropped by Utd<yikes>

    A vain hope, but still a glimmer...need a result tonight against the Brummies, Spuds to beat L'arse so we can sneak into second, Everton to turn up at OT on the weekend and West Ham to cement their exit from the Prem...

    Then a little bit of fortune at OT and bobs the dirty **** that displaced your uncle
     
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  15. Sheriff JW Pepper

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    Going out on a limb here

    It is my firm belief that the Alice Banded one will indeed not only score tonight but bag a brace

    That's if Carlo plays him of course - he might just be polishing a seat for 90 minutes
     
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  16. goonercymraeg

    goonercymraeg Amnesia Forum Moderator

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    I've never seen a "****ing" dog <laugh>
     
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  17. Spankwoo

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    Fred's Shed, what goes on in here then??

    Torres to get splinters in his arse tonight for at least an hour<ok>
     
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    The dog will be ****ing his wife<ok>

    You'll have to negotiate your way around it, I would suggest the opposite end to avoid it's teeth.

    The dogs that is...and the opposite end of Ginges wi...oh forget it!
     
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    Can't see a way past starting with Drogba on current form<ok>
     
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  20. Sheriff JW Pepper

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    Here is the news......

    Sport, & Chelsea returned to 2nd place in the Premiership with a resounding win over Birrmingham last night, again the old guard came up with the goods whilst Alice band Torres struggled in the 23 minutes he was on the pitch

    The normally unreliable Spuds were majestic in their comeback over the goons sending whinger Wenger (or Moe the barman as he's known) into apoplexy

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    Sherrif JW pepper returned to the top of the BBB league this morning with another resounding win this time over Barry big balls

    Pepper has graced the top of the league for most of the season & is favourite for the title,
    His agent addressed the thronging papparazzi
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    & said "He was very pleased with the situation, but was aware that there is a long way to go & was taking "one game at a time" but was not available for further comment at this time"
     
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