Mouser Watch #2

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Bazray was KPR, the launcher of a thousand sigs.
Like a far less knowing version of HIAG, minus the wit, basically.

He was actually a mod when I joined up here, believe it or not.
He didn't appreciate my suggestion that he won the position in a raffle, for some reason.
 
It's that kind of hard-hitting investigative journalism, notso, that makes this thread universally respected for its unbiased slant.
 
Yeah, their leader was an Arsenal fan, FFS.
Can't get much worse than that, can you?
 
"Liverpool have sent managing director Ian Ayre to Spain to secure deals for Barcelona winger Cristian Tello, 21, and Real Madrid midfielder Nuri Sahin, 23."

(Source: Metro)




So, Ian Ayre will be coming back to Merseyside holding nothing but his dick in his hand.

Even if Barca are willing to sell either of these players to 'Pool for a price that they are prepared to buy, can you imagine the conversation between, say, Sahin and Ayre?


Ayre: "Right, lad! I've been given permission to discuss personal terms with you."

Sahin: "Sorry, which club do you represent?"

Ayre: "Only the biggest club in the world, son!"

Sahin: (getting excited) "Manchester United! Oh, wow! This is the greatest day of my..."

Ayre: "No, no, son. Not United. Liverpool."

(Sahin looks blankly back at him, like a dog that's just been shown a card trick)

Sahin: "Is that the club that changed its strip from red to white?"

Ayre: "No."

Sahin: "Yes, I remember, now. You wear hoods in training."

Ayre: "That was a scandalous piece of vicious humour, son."

Sahin: "But I saw the photo. Only the black players did not wear hoods."

Ayre: "It was nothing more than Photoshop. We're not like that, really."

Sahin: "And you change the name of your ground to Klanfield."

Ayre: "Again, nothing but a scandalous rumour! Our ground remains, as it has throughout our illustrious history, Anfield."

Sahin: "Also, I understand that you buy donkeys to keep the players amused?"

Ayre: "Oh, for feck sake!"
 
Mourinho: There are a couple of English Clubs interested in you.

Sahin: Oh yeah, who?

Mourinho: Liverpool.

Sahin: The team that beat Real Madrid 4-0 the last time they were in the CL, with such players as Reina, Agger, Skrtel, Lucas, Gerrard and Suarez?

Mourinho: Yes, that would be the team.

Sahin: Who else is interested?

Mourinho: Tottenham.

Sahin: The team that Real beat 4-0 the last time they were in the CL, with such players as Bale, Van der Vart and......

Mourinho: .....

Sahin: ...Who else?

Mourinho: Arsenal...

Sahin: <laugh>
 
I have enjoyed the Sahin rumour mill.
The media are sure that he's going on most days, but they can't decide if it's a loan or a permanent deal and they're not sure which club he's joining.
Anyone would think that they were just covering all of their bases, so that they could pull the inevitable 'We told you so!' story if/when he does move... <whistle>
 
Zingy said:
HIAG I repped you btw, made me laugh.

#goodbanter
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<ok>

Cheers, Zingy!

You're a good sport, and a decent poster. In fact, I can't believe you're a Mouser! <laugh>

Only kidding.

It's all done out of love. You know that.
 
Ze Liverbird said:
What happened to Mouser Watch #1 ?
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It got accidentally merged with another, completely unrelated thread, and the mod who did it (who shall remain nameless) didn't know or couldn't be arsed untangling it.

So I started another thread.
 
Contemplating the move of RVP from AFC to United, this little Mouser asks the following question:-


bow4fowler said:
Is this good for our chances of forth?
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<doh>

Oh, dear!

You finished 8th last season, sunshine. Season before that you finished where? Oh, that's right, 7th.

You've been spiraling down, not improving.

When you finished 7th you had "king" Kenny-boy in charge. He is your club legend. Who have you got in charge, now?

Oh, yes. That's right. The man who used to manage Swansea.

So now you think you can finish above Arsenal?

<doh>

Jesus wept, pal! You can't even finish above Everton.

When are you Mousers going to learn your place in the modern game?

Listen to me... YOUR GLORY DAYS ARE OVER!

Your are a "top of mid-table" team at best, these days. Be thankful for that. Before your Yanky owners bought you cheaply from the bank you could have been bankrupted and relegated automatically to the Championship (and I truly believe you would have struggled to survive, there).

You have to learn to walk before you can run. Remember that.

If you finish 6th, that will be an achievement for you. Don't put any unnecessary pressure on your new manager, please.
 
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