The Illuminati

[Dan]

http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread79655/pg1

I've not read it because I really can't be bothered and I'm not a conspiracy lunatic so don't really care, but I assume it's pretty legit.

 

[frankimus]

If they exist, they are a bunch of pretentious nobodies.

Who do what?

 

[Joe!]

You do understand how difficult it is to guide a plane into the Pentagon at 500mph...These guys (terrorists) could hardly fly a Cessna.

There was one pilot-trained hijacker on each plane.

Who do what?

Very little.

 

[JDub]

A secret society that's seeking to take over the world basically.

Allegedly.

Trying to make out as if they're important and big, when most probably it's a bunch of uber-nerds. As Joe says; pretentious nobodies.

 

[Kyle?]

No one can say that a plane hit the Pentagon,because all you can see is a blur.

I've just google imaged the incident, and the doubters (yourself included) do have a valid point.

There appears to be a lack of plane debris in the crash site, thought the hole made is big enough for a plane. Maybe the cleanup crews got there before the photo's were taken, and i'm reading too much into it.

EDIT: Just seen the link another poster has made, i didn't see the rim in the wreckage, i'm a moron.

 

[AdamBanana]

What films?!

[video=youtube;ytJTbYUA8n8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytJTbYUA8n8&feature=related[/video]

[video=youtube;PBKDZhu-EZw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBKDZhu-EZw[/video]---My mistake,it was 9 55 with the big arrow pointing on the 11
Coincidence....

Type www.itanimulli.com...illuminati backwards

 

[Kyle?]

Who do what?

Play golf. They have a better handicap than Carlos Tevez.

 

[Joe!]

[video=youtube;ytJTbYUA8n8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytJTbYUA8n8&feature=related[/video]
Coincidence....

That is some of the dumbest **** I've ever seen. I don't even know where to begin with this. YouTube commenters are among the dumbest ****s on the planet, and even they realise this is horseshit.

 

[Dan]

I've just google imaged the incident, and the doubters (yourself included) do have a valid point.

There appears to be a lack of plane debris in the crash site, thought the hole made is big enough for a plane. Maybe the cleanup crews got there before the photo's were taken, and i'm reading too much into it.

http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread79655/pg1

 

[frankimus]

And Rihannas trying take over the world is she?

 

[Dan]

That is some of the dumbest **** I've ever seen. I don't even know where to begin with this. YouTube commenters are among the dumbest ****s on the planet, and even they realise this is horseshit.

I can't tell. All I see is herp derp derp now.

 

[Kyle?]

http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread79655/pg1

Yeah, i've seen it now, again, i think i need my eyes checking.

 

[Joe!]

I can't tell. All I see is herp derp derp now.

Haha good man! You can click on the herp derp, and it reveals the original comment.

 

[Joe!]

And Rihannas trying take over the world is she?

She can do what she likes with me.

 

[Dan]

There's a scene in the Super Mario Bros movie that has the Twin Towers being destroyed. Pretty sure that means Rihanna is the devil or some **** like that

 

[AdamBanana]

There was one pilot-trained hijacker on each plane.




Very little.

I know quite a bit about aviation and I can tell you that even the most skilled of pilots would find it very difficult to crash into the Pentagon at full speed if they tried this on a simulator of course,not in real life...

 

[AdamBanana]

That is some of the dumbest **** I've ever seen. I don't even know where to begin with this. YouTube commenters are among the dumbest ****s on the planet, and even they realise this is horseshit.

What's wrong with it?

 

[Dan]

I know quite a bit about aviation and I can tell you that even the most skilled of pilots would find it very difficult to crash into the Pentagon at full speed if they tried this on a simulator of course,not in real life...

So in your (self-proclaimed) professional opinion, what caused the massive ****ing hole, explosion and all the plane debris? Rihanna?

 

[Kyle?]

I know quite a bit about aviation and I can tell you that even the most skilled of pilots would find it very difficult to crash into the Pentagon at full speed if they tried this on a simulator of course,not in real life...

Maybe they honed their skills by watching Top Gun? They thought they were Muhammad Al-Maverick and Akhbar Bin-Ice Man.

 

[Dan]

Was it ****ing Chris Brown throwing Rihanna into the Pentagon?