Fake rivals

[remembercolinlee]

When I was growing up The only results I looked out for (apart from ours) was the gooners and Liverpool to see if they lost.
The reasons behind Arsenal are obvious ... I hated Liverpool cos loads of kids in school supported them (I live in London) and pretended not to be glory hunters so made up stupid reasons like "my mum bought a Beatles record" or some other bollocks so I always wanted them to lose.
The difference today is I think the football forums and phone ins have led to some clubs fans irritating us so badly that we end up hating them.

I read these forums and see people claiming to all (insert club) fans are mouthy and they want them to crash and burn.

I noticed Norwich and Arsenal fans having a problem on this forum, Swansea and Liverpool, Chelsea and ... well everyone, etc.

The number of pointless insults is soul destroying and the word hate is used over and over again over the pettiest of reasons. And the regional sterio typing is just plainly offensive.

So in the spirit of the olympics, I'm reaching out the hand of friendship to all fans of all clubs to say I hope you have a great season...

Apart from the Goons and Pool fans obviously, and chelsea (5-1 and winning the CL and you want friendship? Go **** yourselves!)
Can't forget to mention Utd (exactly how many ****ed up decisions are we gonna get at OT?) and City (I used to like you before you started winning things...you always made things seem better when we were really ****) and Sunderland (got all mouthy when you bought Bent of us).

Then there's West Ham (still laughing about lasagne gate - pig dogs) and QPR (if Tarabbt hadn't scored against us that draw would have got us 3rd and we'd have CL footie this season...selfish ****s).
Must not forget to mention everton (Saha? seriously?...oh very funny, you hub cap stealing Northern ****ers) and fulham (what's with that ****ing stupid Michael Jackson statue...really?) or Southampton ... on my 31st birthday my now 9 yr old daughter was just 4 days old and loads of family and friends were over and you battered us 4 nil in the FA Cup Live on TV and I had to pretend I didn't care (southern ****ers).
Then there's wigan...when we slaughtered you 9-1 your goal was deliberate handball...Cheating ****s...and Reading...what is the point of your town when we already have slough? And the only wigan fan I know lives in Reading.
By the way Swansea EPL stands for ENGLISH premier league...just saying... I thought you'd of noticed what with your own parliament and language...oh and sheep are for eating
Newcastle...for **** sakes ...PUT A SHIRT ON IN WINTER...YOU ALL LOOK LIKE BLUE WHALES and Villa ... Where to start? Oh Agbonlahor ... what a twat... and ... and ... who the **** else DO you have?
And what the **** right did Norwich think they were doing by rolling into WHL and beating us? Bunch of carrot munching Alan Partridge shaggers.
Calling all stoke fans....IT AINT ****ING RUGBY...and DELILAH IS ABOUT DOMESTIC ABUSE...
Oh would hate to miss out WBA...WTF? SERIOUSLY...YOU WERE SPOSED TO PLAY A KEEPER IN THE ARSENAL MATCH NOT A ****ING ****** WHO IS ALLERGIC TO CATCHING A ****ING BALL!!!!!!

Can't wait for the first ball to be kicked!

 

[The Mighty Thor]

How very goonerish of you colin.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

I like your style, colin

 

[Hoddle is a god]

I do hate Liverpool. Even when they are floundering in 7th or 8th, they still have the propensity to rile..

This is the prime reason I have engaged myself on a one-man mission to cure the Mousers of their delusions. I know that my odds of succeeding in this endeavour are stacked heavily against me, but I have to try. I knew that I had to do this, when I read an article on the BBC footy website, last year, in which Robbie "I snort coke" Fowler was quoted as saying that 'Pool "deserve" to be in the top 4, like it was some god-given right. From that point onward, I knew that I must spend the rest of my life in a ceaseless battle to demonstrate to the Mouser that 'Pool does not have a god-given right to a top 4 finish and that, more importantly, it isn't going to happen for a very long time.

 

[Style]

This is the prime reason I have engaged myself on a one-man mission to cure the Mousers of their delusions. I know that my odds of succeeding in this endeavour are stacked heavily against me, but I have to try. I knew that I had to do this, when I read an article on the BBC footy website, last year, in which Robbie "I snort coke" Fowler was quoted as saying that 'Pool "deserve" to be in the top 4, like it was some god-given right. From that point onward, I knew that I must spend the rest of my life in a ceaseless battle to demonstrate to the Mouser that 'Pool does not have a god-given right to a top 4 finish and that, more importantly, it isn't going to happen for a very long time.

I think your fighting a losing battle! I do enjoy reading your posts about liverpool though

 

[Redbrynner]

Very funny article...fair play! Really enjoyed reading it though.

To be effective in any job you have to be able to be methodical and i fear your emotion towards Liverpool will stop you from curing our so called 'delusion.' (Im not saying we have any right or will finish in the top four.)

I think you would have a better chance if you hired a neutral to help cure us without the obviuos emotional involvment. With the current credit crunch you may be able to employ a neutral on a ' buy one get one free' basis, who could help you cure your obvious obsession at the same time.

 

[humanbeingincroydon]

If you want to talk fake rivalry, what is it Leeds fans have against us?

 

[PleaseNotPoll]

Leeds fans hate everyone and everyone hates Leeds, Croydon.
They're probably still a bit upset about us signing a bunch of their players on the cheap and making them contribute to their wages, too.

 

[humanbeingincroydon]

Leeds fans hate everyone and everyone hates Leeds, Croydon.
They're probably still a bit upset about us signing a bunch of their players on the cheap and making them contribute to their wages, too.

We weren't making them contribute to their wages, the agreement with the sports agency Leeds were signing players through meant they had to pay players for a length of time, even if they were sold on. Not exactly the brightest strategy there...

 

[Billy The Spur]

I do dislike a lot of Historypool fans and as mentioned above its probably to do with growing up in the 80`s when vast amounts of people my age jumped on the Liverpool glory bandwagon just because they were winning trophies at the time (these days said Mousers tell everybody they support Loserpool because they have a grandad from Wallasey or something similar). But above all its the average Mousers delusion and failure to accept they are no longer the powerhouse of English football they once were, and their sorry, sad and pathetic hoards of glory supporters.

 

[humanbeingincroydon]

With the news that Mike Ashley is to buy 10% of rangers and be able to loan up to nine Newcastle players there, does that mean there's a rivalry between Celtic and Newcastle brewing...or Sunderland and Rangers will start singing anti-Rangers chants?

 

[PleaseNotPoll]

We weren't making them contribute to their wages, the agreement with the sports agency Leeds were signing players through meant they had to pay players for a length of time, even if they were sold on. Not exactly the brightest strategy there...

Yet those in charge went on to other jobs within the game.
Bizarre.

 

[redwhiteandermblue]

I'm sure your reaching out a hand in friendship in the spirit of the Olympics will be warmly welcomed by all the sad, hideous, dirty, disgusting, provincial, glory-hunting and perverted scumbuckets who support other clubs...