Buzzwords by ****ers

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Medro Pendes:3270493 said:
In my work there was a young girl sittin beside an older bird. She said infront of her before "OMG" and the older one asked what it meant.

Now she uses it ALL the ****in time.

Anyone who uses quotes from the only way is essex should also be thumped repeatedly


"Reem" <doh>
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Which brings us on to "totes". <doh>

"Everything is totes cool man" <grr>
 
People who come up to you in the street for money or cigarettes and say "yo bruv can you lend me a *** or a fiver". Lend <laugh> - like the scrounging **** is ever going to give it back - and like I'd be his bruv his mate or someone who would even acknowledge his existence under any other circumstances.
 
"You know what I mean"

Yeah, cause you just told me ****face!
 
Pud said:
<laugh> "Is that right" No, I ****in made it up you prick!
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To be fair I often do make things up so don't mind people asking that question. e.g "why are there so many policemen across the road darling?" "Apparently old Mrs Johnson was spotted over in the park buggering a badger with a strap on dildo"........
 
Dan Starkey said:
People who come up to you in the street for money or cigarettes and say "yo bruv can you lend me a *** or a fiver". Lend - like the scrounging **** is ever going to give it back - and like I'd be his bruv his mate or someone who would even acknowledge his existence under any other circumstances.
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A guy said to me the other day "Can you help me out mate?".

I said "Sure, which way did you come in?"
 
Dan Starkey said:
People who come up to you in the street for money or cigarettes and say "yo bruv can you lend me a *** or a fiver". Lend <laugh> - like the scrounging **** is ever going to give it back - and like I'd be his bruv his mate or someone who would even acknowledge his existence under any other circumstances.
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And the guys that say "you got 10p for a cup of tea mate?" Aye heres 20p get me one as well
Where are these ****ers getting 10p cups of tea
 
People who say "I'm good".

Example:

ME - You alright mate/love [select according to gender]?
OTHER - Yeah, I'm good, thanks. How are you?

:mad:

It should be:

ME: You alright mate/love?
OTHER: Yeah I'm alright, you alright?

<ok>
 
"I'm not being funny but...." Well I knew that you stupid ****er because you haven't made anyone laugh since you lost your arm in a cement mixer.
 
Jip Jaap Stam said:
People who say "I'm good".

Example:

ME - You alright mate/love [select according to gender]?
OTHER - Yeah, I'm good, thanks. How are you?

:mad:

It should be:

ME: You alright mate/love?
OTHER: Yeah I'm, you alright?

<ok>
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That's a grammatical nightmare Jip.
 
"No offense" just as they're about to insult ye!

"And then I said" "And he said, so I said" <doh>
 
"Hi, my name's Gerard, I stay in Monaco. Fancy a shag?"

<doh>
 
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