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[robbieBB]

Spotted a pair of marsh harriers today on my Sunday morning walk.

 

[canary-dave]

Harrier jump-jets can perform vertical take-off!

 

[redruthyella]

Women have a vertical smile

 

[canary-dave]

With floppy lips!

 

[stilljaroldcanary]

My spaniel has floppy ears

 

[canary-dave]

Cocker????

 

[stilljaroldcanary]

Yes daft as they come!

 

[canary-dave]

Ken Platt was a comedian with the catch phrase, "Eee I'm daft as a brush!"

 

[Hairy Mary Quite Canary]

Cocker????

No she had a headache

 

[redruthyella]

Analgesics are a recommended relief for headaches (come on, I've set this one up for you)

 

[canary-dave]

No she had a headache

We've got mirror tiles on the bedroom ceiling, now she can watch herself having a headache!

 

[THURNBY CANARY]

Mirror in the bathroom

 

[canary-dave]

Would you like to wash your hands is posh people speak for would you like a piss?

 

[yarco canary]

"Turn your bike round" sounds better

 

[canary-dave]

I learned so much behind the bicycle sheds at school!

 

[redruthyella]

A Snurge: Sniffing young ladies bicycles saddles

 

[yarco canary]

Victoria Pendleton -snifffffffffffffffffffff.

 

[canary-dave]

Lucy Hall - double sniff!

 

[yarco canary]

Lucy Hall - double sniff!

Two sniffs -greedy, greedy, greedy

 

[redruthyella]

A greedy algorithm is an algorithm that follows the problem solving heuristic of making the locally optimal choice at each stage with the hope of finding a global optimum.
I knew that