2nd Leg V Gomel Euro Sport

Can we charge the OP then...?

 

Don't know what you mean by 'we', this is your first contribution to the thread.

 

I once dreampt that a new snooker club had opened on the local trading estate and thought it had really happenned so I organised a night out for me and the boys down there, but when I arrived it was actually a paint factory.

 

I had a dream about Alonso's beard and the power that it holds. After watching him play last night, I am convinced that the ginger beard on a Spaniard is the reason for his great success.

 

Dreampt.

Sorry, I'm not the spelling/grammar police. But that just made me laugh when I read it.

 

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Sound doesn't work.

 

It would be that much better if it had sound.

 

Its the welsh heritage, sometimes feel llobligated to add random letters to wlords

 

Hearth.

 

Glood shlit!

 

Danger ****s are so last year. What you need to do is have a Rolling Thunder

1. Stand at the top of the stairs
2. Pull the plonk off yourself
3. Just as you reach climax insert a finger up your bum
4. Throw yourself down the stairs

It's the ultimate rush*


​*maybe , Ive never actually done it

 

Instead of finger I say go full tilt and get yourself a slippery cucumber.

 

That'd be cheating as you'ld have 2 free hands to break the fall.


damn yanks wanna take all the good ideas and make them 'safer' nanny state pansys

 

Obviously, caravans don't have stairs.

 

I think having a 12 inch cucumber in your rectum doesn't exactly equate for safe!

You could always donkey punch yourself after if it makes you feel better?

 

wrong ...

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