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Medro

Medro

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So Celtic played a Champions League Qualifier last night, narrowly scraping past HJK Helsinki. I just wanted to know how many of the Celtic family from not606 were actually present at the game.

The ones on here are well reknown for speaking in depth about Rangers and all their issues but rarely attend Celtic games themselves. So I would greatly appreciate if the following could let me know if they attended;


  • Stereo - Did not attend
  • Dev - Did not attend
  • Tina - Did not attend
  • Pudsy- Did not attend
  • Mindy - Did not attend
  • Alba Dross - Did not attend
  • BillyBhoyBrit - Did not attend
  • Ciaran - Did not attend
  • Bibby for Tuna's Ma - Attended
  • Simon Buoy - Attended
  • Anportmorbuoy - Did not attend
  • Venom - Did not attend
  • Mickelback - Did not attend

Now I know it isn't always possible to attend every game, what with travel costs, school uniforms to get for the kids etc etc etc so i fully understand if you could not attend.

In return could you please finish the following statement;

I did not attend the Celtic vs HJK Helsinki because...

Thank you in advance.

P.S. I hope you and I'm sure you will beat Helsinki in the away leg.

Hugs and kisses.

Medro
 
I have a letter from a Mr. W. Smith explaining that Rebel was unable to attend as there was an important meeting of the Tooting Popular Front last night.
 
Medro Pendes said:
So Celtic played a Champions League Qualifier last night, narrowly scraping past HJK Helsinki. I just wanted to know how many of the Celtic family from not606 were actually present at the game.

The ones on here are well reknown for speaking in depth about Rangers and all their issues but rarely attend Celtic games themselves. So I would greatly appreciate if the following could let me know if they attended;


  • Stereo
  • Dev
  • Tina
  • Pudsy
  • Mindy
  • Alba Dross
  • BillyBhoyBrit
  • Ciaran
  • Bibby for Tuna's Ma

  • Simon Buoy
  • Anportmorbuoy
  • Venom
  • Mickelback

Now I know it isn't always possible to attend every game, what with travel costs, school uniforms to get for the kids etc etc etc so i fully understand if you could not attend.

In return could you please finish the following statement;

I did not attend the Celtic vs HJK Helsinki because...

Thank you in advance.

P.S. I hope you and I'm sure you will beat Helsinki in the away leg.

Hugs and kisses.

Medro
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I was there, ya fanny.

It was free on the season ticket.

You're a fanny.

What a fanny you are, son.

Tell you what, just for re-iteration purposes, you are a vagina.


Good day to you ya monkey prick <ok>
 
I was not there for a couple of reasons...one being that it was a sell out

You know what Rangers home gate for last seasons qualifier against Malmo was?

28,000

Where were all the rangers fans from not 606 ,who liked to talk about Celtic, at then?

Answers on a postcard to:

Noonegivesafuck
 
Going play tig wi the number 10 bus ya boring ****!

Is this the depths NOT606 has reached! <doh>

No wonder GC's ****in dead with ****e like this getting posted!

Medro - hates Celtic. Kinda likes THE rangers!

I'm pretty sure I've already explained (on a few occasion) ... I've got better things to spend my money on than watching "live" football. You see, I have a life ... not like some ****in cretin that spends his giro sailing over the sea to watch a football team in a foreign land (a glory huntin ****)!
 
DevAdvocate said:
Yer Ma then <ok>

I think you get the gist.
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Yeah, you couldn't be arsed going to watch your team play.

Gotcha.

Pud said:
I'm pretty sure I've already explained (on a few occasion) ... I've got better things to spend my money on than watching "live" football. You see, I have a life ... not like some ****in cretin that spends his giro sailing over the sea to watch a football team in a foreign land (a glory huntin ****)!
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Fair enough mate, just say you weren't there as you had very little interest. But why the **** did you have to bring Ciaran into this?

StereoTypist said:
I too was shagging your maw. We all did. Me, Dev, Pud, Venom, Tina, MTS, Cieran...
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Yip, I guessed you weren't in attendance either. If you don't go and watch Celtic in Edinburgh you're sure as hell not gonna to travel to Glasgow in your Prius.
 
Gon the Medro. Ye've reduced them to maw/sister insults <laugh>

Medro fills his fishing basket. As per the script. <laugh>
 
Somebody fil this thread with gaping arseholes (in addition to Medro)...
 
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