I have South Park on. Mate text me that David Buckham is lighting the torch. True?
The Queen and James Bond parachuting into the stadium . Never expected that.

Anyone else laugh at the deaf kids singing?
Not a fan of Boris Johnson, but I think I'd have reacted in the same way.
German Olympic greeting, via 1936:
[video=youtube;MPHLiWiISGU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPHLiWiISGU[/video]