Those 2 used be so close. Peas in a pod, lovers in a bed, ham and cheese.

They're going to have a tea party then a friendly game of slaps to sort it out.![]()
It'll all end in gay sex. You can count on that.![]()
Make them play snipes. That game ****in hurts and it's ages before the skin grows back.
Maybe Benjamin wanted to use the linseed oil as lube?

You only ever play snipes when you've been on the swally for 36 hours and not been out the house. It's the only time it seems like a reasonable thing to do.
Two guys meeting in a park in North London...and it's not gay sex. Get a grip.![]()
Don't **** me around Benjamin. You agreed to fight me in North London. Don't back out on me now.
Don't bother with this "I would love it" ****e because the last time you gave it all that bollocks you shat it then as well.
09th August 2012
Bruce Castle Park
21:00
Either you are there, or you are not.

Going by that description , I have no doubt indulged in snipes at some stage but under a different name
No doubt, It's usually a deck of card across each others knuckles but I've played it with wooden spoons and bamboo as well.
As I knew would come out. Predictable from you. Have you just **** your load in your Primark breeks because you've now realised that I am deadly serious about this?
Don't give it bigbaws about this Bruce Castle Park malarky. You are (on Page 2 of this thread) saying "Correct" when I stated the time and the place. So stop it with these gay as **** trying to find get out clauses you boring ****.
Turn up at the place where you said "Correct" and let's see what happens, yes?
No more deflections. Just turn up at The Royal Oak in Erith, at time and place stated![]()
Benjamin, if you want to fight me, it will be in north london on 9th august. If i can't make it, i'll let you know.
Ok Big boy, sounds like a plan.
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You only ever play snipes when you've been on the swally for 36 hours and not been out the house. It's the only time it seems like a reasonable thing to do.

As I knew would come out. Predictable from you. Have you just **** your load in your Primark breeks because you've now realised that I am deadly serious about this?
Don't give it bigbaws about this Bruce Castle Park malarky. You are (on Page 2 of this thread) saying "Correct" when I stated the time and the place. So stop it with these gay as **** trying to find get out clauses you boring ****.
Turn up at the place where you said "Correct" and let's see what happens, yes?
No more deflections. Just turn up at The Royal Oak in Erith, at time and place stated![]()

Or at school.
Us good proddies grew out of that sado/masochistic game after 2nd year. You tims, however, clearly still enjoy it when yer on the booze. Ya sick ****s.

I like to read the random ****e on gc......more so the really ****ed up stuff, but this has to be the gayest thread ever, with clunge dunge or whtr-ever wanting to meet in a gay park to slap the other fella about, it's all a big George Michael.......is there gonna be a glory hole trophy for the winner and co[[ers wrapped in latex......
Sorry for the intrusion, carry on Hacksaw Duggan, don't forgt ya 4 by 2.