Jim, this particular wet fart has been chasing me around all the boards since inception. The funniest one was when he came on the auld Beeb606 as "Rangerstilidie" and got TN8, Teddy1873, FrankTheTank, EDGE and myself banned for offensive comments towards him.
I mean, look at this particular *****'s diet:
Breakfast
Banana Muffins
Fresh fruit
Lunch
Avocado Reuben
Sumptuous Spinach Salad With Orange-Sesame Dressing
Dinner
Mama's Mock Meatloaf
Creamy Chive Mashed Potatoes
With Brown Gravy
It's nae wonder his partner, Tarquin, doesn't want to go anywhere near his ****pipe with that amount of potential skitter