Where are you going to,an OAP's tea dance ?

Is Smiff going for a brew round at yours??
Where are you going to,an OAP's tea dance ?

I would trust Smiffy at my house because my wife is only 49 and she's far too young for Smiffy
Is Smiff going for a brew round at yours??

I would trust Smiffy at my house because my wife is only 49 and she's far too young for Smiffy![]()

Not even Smiffy is that sickFair comment
Maybe he'll bone your mother inlaw? Might cheer her up a bit?

Not even Smiffy is that sick
i don't know though![]()

When he walks through a grave yard the earth shakes excitedly![]()
'Honestly officer I thought she was narcoleptic'
Exhibit 'A' Shovel: was daming![]()

I believe the word to describe Smiffy is gerontophile![]()
I believe the word to describe Smiffy is gerontophile![]()

That's the oneGer-on-to-fial: Noun: used to describe a dirty ****, a ****er of old ladies and land ladys

The way he goes about it 'Geronimophile' would be more apt![]()

I see we havn't had a wrong-un cull on this thread during my enforced golfing absence then
Saw the tripe we served up at OT on the ferry - wished I hadn't, good recovery saturday after a poor start, a win wed & Spuds v goons finishing all square will see us 2nd
Golf...Oh I won the tour green jacket - (in Hi Viz) & an invite to augusta next yr..thanks for asking
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A trip to Haiti in August? What ever for?
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Perhaps he could give you some loose change for helping him outHe's going to get himself a couple of locals to be his caddys...cheap labour![]()
