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London Olympics Turning to Farce

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by gas, Jul 19, 2012.

  1. gas

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    As the eyes of the whole world turn to London for the Olympics we are making ourselves look the biggest bunch of incompetant ****s ever known to mankind.

    The M4, the main raod archery from Heathrow to central London has lane closures because the steel supporting the elevated section has got cracks.

    G4S suddenly realise they can't get enough security guards to fulfill their contract so the Army has been drafted in.

    And to top it all Home office staff have voted in favour of a strike to take place the day before the games begin.

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-18912742

    What a bunch of total and utter ****ers <grr>
     
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  2. The Raging Oxter

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    It'll be ****e anyway.
     
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  3. gas

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    That's beside the point. Ahm beelin at this <grr>
     
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    Should of just held it Scotland and called it the Scottish Olympic games, I mean the South East is just going to be desert or flooded in 30 years time!
     
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    G4S are ****s I wanted to burst one of their ****ing nigerian employees at TITP 2010.

    **** went past me on a ****ing quad and sprayed dirt all about me, could've killed that ****.

    Like ST says the olympics will be ****e anyway.
     
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    What kind of underwear do clouds wear?

    Thunderwear.

    I thank you.
     
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  7. gas

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    Trust you to **** my thread up with the ****test joke EVER
     
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  8. The Raging Oxter

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    Your thread was ****e anyway. Tell us more about how you know the cider's ready using a pig.
     
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  10. DevAdvocate

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    Racist <grr>
     
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    I am beeling at you for ****ing up the Millions thread by riddling it with malware. ****. <grr>
     
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    When you look up why monaco is king this post will be revealed <ok>
     
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    If I was to still live there, it would piss me off, but I am up norf so bollocks to it.

    Instead I am looking forward to the fencing, cycling, boxing, tennis and track & field events.

    And of course Ennis watch.
     
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  16. ManDingo 20"/20"

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    A gayer statement has never been made
     
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  17. RebelBhoy

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    It set me all a quiver when I read that.
    I would have thought going via Bow would be the best archery to central London?
     
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  18. ManDingo 20"/20"

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    **** off rebel no one cares what you think.
     
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    What a riddy you are.
     
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