{cough}plastics{cough} MILF.FC (standing for Man, I Love Football!) Viagra.FC Scarlett Johansson's love slaves.FC Gay Pride Double Rainbow.FC (that will worry the other team more than mass murderers) Winner.FC Loosers.FC Pisspoor.FC 5knuckleShuffle.FC (since there are 5 of you) Bell End.FC The Team formally known as squiggle.FC Funbags.FC 'ickleDickie.FC Bored now....
After that thread you made and the lack of names you listed I think you owe some people a FEW drinks.